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[–] YourPrivatHater@ani.social 71 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No good plan without Sadam Hussein.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago

That explains the later seasons of South Park

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 45 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I'm fascinated to know how the plausible deniability works. Like what excuse do you use for the massive tunnel?

[–] stress_headache@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can cover it over with a bush.

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Or bricks and rubble. The NCD way.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

For frozen yogurt delivery

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

We deploy the Shaggy defense: wasn't me

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It was hamas!

Or Mexicans.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago

Importing russian oil

[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 10 points 1 month ago

I wonder if the tunnel would still be intact after channeling a nuke through it

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

"Special Plumbing Operation"

[–] schnokobaer 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This would never work.

Source: I have tried

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At what step did it fail? Was it because you lacked Saddam Hussein?

[–] schnokobaer 6 points 1 month ago

No idea. My attempt had Saddam and everything.

[–] lud@lemm.ee 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What if the tap is shut though?

[–] Hazzia@infosec.pub 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Perhaps we should dig under his toilet drain instead...

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 8 points 1 month ago

I can already see the headlines

"PUTIN KILLED BY SKIBIDI TOILET"

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Dis b Bushy's WMD's from Iraq?

We found em folks! Who's sane! Put in! Operation free harm!