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[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 92 points 1 week ago
[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 62 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What?! That thing I voted for is happening??

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They said lots of things would happen! I didn't think they would happen!

[–] Helvetica@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

They didn't think they would happen to them.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I didn't think it would happen to me! It was suppose to happen to other people.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That tweet quoted in the article from Sanders during the Biden presidency...chef's kiss

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 64 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

In case anyone just wants to see the tweet:

Screenshot of a Tweet by Sarah Huckabee Sanders dated Jan 16, 2023 reading, "As long as I am your governor, the meddling hand of big government creeping down from Washington DC will be stopped cold at the Mississippi River"

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

She's such an unfathomable piece of absolute shit. Anyone in that state who voted for her get what they deserve. I'd say I feel sorry for liberals in that state who are going to be effected but judging from the polling numbers there, there aren't very many. Most likely moved away as soon as they could.

[–] Soulg@ani.social 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There's leftists everywhere. Minority or not, still negatively impacted and it blows.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Yeah, I recently fled a red state as I was on my way out people were talking about how to fight.

[–] clif@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

The alternative was a rocket scientist... But he was a democrat so we can't have that can we?

[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

“Wait, not like that…”

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

I don't deserve this heroism but I appreciate it.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] Tja@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 38 points 1 week ago

Aaww. Are you upset that you're getting exactly what you voted for? Mmmm. That's rough.

[–] CMLVI@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At least he's consistent? Y'all voted for this.

[–] FabledAepitaph@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm honestly pretty surprised they're not favoring red states in matters such as this.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Red States can’t afford the vig

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Hmmmm, freakishly huge storms happening over and over again? Wonder what could be the cause of such a climate based phenomenon? 🤔

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 1 week ago

Probably the gays and trans or something

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fucking Biden, obviously

/s

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

And that of course stems back to Obama. Thanks Obama. Thobama.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Wait, I thought the government said it was "space lasers"? 🤔

[–] Avg@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's like things are changing and causing this, like more energy is available to power these storms.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You better stifle that commie talk, or you’re getting a visit from ICE Storm Troopers

[–] Avg@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'd leave a smart ass reply but as a target demographic, my first amendment right is actively being suppressed.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

And probably monitored by a doge bro

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Still can't believe this stupid liar became governor

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Idk, I'm pretty bad at lying...

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

[insert Nelson Muntz Pointing and Laughing meme here]

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Good lookin' out! Thanks

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Well, they voted for it. Get over it, you won.

[–] leadore@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I have to say, I'm a little bit surprised, but I guess I shouldn't be. I figured he'd gleefully screw over the blue states while continuing to help the red states, but obviously once he got into office he doesn't need them any more. Which just goes to show they've got serious plans to make sure there won't be any more free and fair elections.

(edit) I live in a red state, so all I can do is hope we don't have any major disasters. At least our state's finances have improved under our Democratic governor, but her term is only until the end of next year, when I'm sure a repub will replace her (we alternate our governors between repubs who screw everything up, and dems who painstakingly get us out of the mess over the objections of the repub-controlled legislature, just in time for voters to forget how bad the last repub gov was and vote in another one. rinse and repeat).

Arkansas isn’t rich enough to bribe goodwill from trump. He’s perfectly willing to shit on blue states that don’t kiss his ass for free, but everyone else still has to pay up. If you’re poor, sucks to be you.

[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Don't worry Sarah, Climate Change isn't real.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Eat shit Arkansas.

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

The Maga hag has discovered Ozempic.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Go fuck a tree, Huckabee

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

What's going on in R-Kansas? Volcano or some shit?

[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

According to the records Arkansas has never had this many storms in the past, so she must be lying. -She'd know how.

[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Wegovy Grimace!

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

God's plan bitch