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And shoehorned-in straight romance to boot, bonus points for random sex scene.

... und die AfD zu verbieten.

Satz mit X, war wohl nix. Schade.

The parades are already the relatively modern, watered-down/'family-friendly' version of the old tradition.

The thing about pranks is that people don't tend to agree on what is okay for a prank. One person's funny prank might be another person's violent assault, same with how the Krampus is allowed to 'retaliate'.

Here you go: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wau_Holland

Stocky, stout, barrel-chested? I'd say "buff" would fit, too, it definitely allows more leeway for bodyfat content than words like "athletic" or "ripped". Also just the good old "very strong".

"Dad-bod" seems like the worst of these, it can mean anything from "off-season bodybuilder" to "some guy who is kind of fat and isn't particularly strong".

Den Klimawandel natürlich! Stell dein Auto ab und geh zu Fuß weiter.

Hätte bei Heroin eher an Leute mit chronischen Schmerzen gedacht ...

Krampus does have an unfortunate history of people beating each other up, though. And by "history" I mean "In many places it was the norm until a few years ago, and lots of people didn't get the memo yet and assault people who wear Krampus suits during parades etc.".

You got that in common with most native Germans until maybe a few years ago.

you bring up rudolph the red nosed reindeer and they bring out Skimbo the filthy redskin and im barely even joking about that they actually had this thing called indian plays in both soviet countries and germany

IDK about the soviet union, but "indian plays" are not a (common) christmas tradition in Germany. I've never even heard of those.

@OP thanks for adding the transcription.

Nicht jeder Konzernlobbyist ist ein gewählter Politiker.