pelletbucket

joined 9 months ago
[–] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 40 points 6 days ago (2 children)

fancy restaurants give you an extra fork to defend your plate

[–] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I've got a Canon printer & a Xerox scanner that will never be connected to the internet. the last printer I had that connected to the internet got the Office Space treatment when it wouldn't let me scan something because it was low on cyan

[–] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't think it matters how brain damaged you are, you're still allowed to vote. you do have to be competent to hold office though

[–] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 22 points 1 week ago (6 children)

when do we start testing people's lead levels before letting them in office

[–] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 124 points 1 week ago

that sentence got more American with every word

[–] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

surely there are parts of the giraffe that are higher than that.

[–] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago

the phone that I run my business out of started doing this. I could turn it on for 60 seconds at a time to offload my data and it would start ballooning and I would have to turn it back off once it reached a certain size. I left it outside to do the factory reset

drove it over to my local transfer station to make sure i didn't light my garbage men on fire.

[–] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

dude, refrigerators aren't included when you rent apartments in Germany.

[–] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

oh. I thought we were doing something impressive

[–] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

what I mean to say is, I think they choose a continental breakfast because it sounds fancy and is cheap. not that they made up the word Continental for it

[–] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

do you stick them in edge first or face first?

 

there doesn't seem to be a message moderators button.

 

I gave myself plantar fasciitis I did it so much. not that I stopped, of course, I just got some arch supports and kept pacing

 

if so, what do you use and why?

 

I had several hundred edited and formatted subtitles up on subscene before they closed. I'd made all of them for my Plex server, so I still have all the files. is somebody going to recompile subscene data, or are we doing this manually?

 

I see ads all the time for shit like consumer Cellular, mint mobile, stuff that rents time on Verizon towers and sells you a plan for like half the price.

I'm trying real hard to de-Xfinity myself but the cellular plan is the cheapest of all the major companies. Yes, I know they also piggyback off the Verizon network, but at least they have 24/7 support

 

I enjoy being in The Simpsons community, but there is this seemingly unending trend of posting a random frame with the title "Guess the episode". it's not a meme, it's not interesting, and even if it were, it stopped being interesting like 6 months ago.

anyway, is there any way for me to hide all posts that have "guess the episode" in the title?

 

OF was originally designed not for adult content, but just sort of another Patreon. I've been thinking about starting a Patreon, but I think it would be funnier if I started an Only Fans since I make educational content.

do you, or anybody that you know, use Only Fans as if it were Patreon?

 

is there a particular third party app that's useful? or should it all be handled from a desktop website

 

(I have carbon monoxide detectors that are not going off)

I have smoke detectors that are incorporated into my home alarm system. The other day, the one by my front door went off for no apparent reason, twice, and when I changed the batteries, it started alarming again immediately.

there was absolutely no reason for it, there were no open windows or doors nearby, it just went off. so, my alarm company replaced it. installed the new smoke detector yesterday and... it just went off again. completely different smoke detector.

there's absolutely nothing in my house that could produce carbon monoxide, but I have separate CO detectors anyway that aren't going off. there's no smell, there's nothing visible, and these are those ~~electro optical~~ photoelectric style ones.

 

My 6-year-old brain thought that it was like a tumor or something

 

SSRIs got me drinking Gatorade and Powerade all day. I don't like low sugar stuff, like Gatorlyte or Prime.

 

I'm looking forward to Friday Night SmackDown, AEW Rampage, the LA Sparks Game on Saturday, AEW Collision, and House of the Dragon on sunday.

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