elvith

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[–] elvith 11 points 1 week ago

Don't worry. When the time is right (e.g. when there's some oil to be found) the USA will invade them and bring them democ.... oh....

[–] elvith 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] elvith 4 points 2 weeks ago

I swear, I just need 4-5 more graphics cards to solve this!

[–] elvith 38 points 2 weeks ago

Warum hat die AfD noch nicht nach den Vornamen der festgenommenen Terroristen gefragt?

  • Hans-Georg
  • Kevin
  • Kurt
  • Jörg
  • ...

Ach, deswegen...

[–] elvith 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Have you tried adding a few more kilobytes of regex?

[–] elvith 2 points 2 weeks ago

Risky click of the day in this context

[–] elvith 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Two guys, one truck!

[–] elvith 2 points 2 weeks ago

imagining a giant Reese’s PB cup

There’s chocolate in my peanut butter in my chocolate!

[–] elvith 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Und Auf-dem-Balkon-Klatschen!

[–] elvith 7 points 2 weeks ago

Hey, uhm... Also I heard, that there's oil to be found below Putin's secret bunker.

[–] elvith 6 points 2 weeks ago

NNNNNNIIIIIUUUUUuuuuuummmmm!

Verkehrspolizist auf Streife: "Woah, hast du den gesehen, wie der an uns vorbeigezogen ist in der 30er Zone?"

Kollege: "Alter, wie sollen wir den denn einholen mit unseren alten Autos?"

Verkehrspolizist: zieht einen Helm auf und klettert in den Lauf "Halt mein ~~Bier~~ Kaffee, ich hab da ne Idee!"

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