Not feature complete, needs to be tied with a RNG to determine when TARIFF ON and TARIFF OFF
this post was submitted on 18 Apr 2025
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Hidden feature: Defines a tariff.admin.impeach function that increments a global counter and does absolutely nothing else
I don't get why people share twitter screenshot instead of the image itself
I can play this game as well
🎶 Non, rien de rien. Non, je ne regrette rien. 🎶
This is a bluesky screenshot, not a twitter screenshot. This is to show, where I reposted this from.
That's what I don't understand. Usually you quote the original source. What if it was a video?
Use the download picture there, use the upload picture here and post a link to the source?
Would it be for giving credit it to the Tweeter?
Twitter users don't deserve credit.
Lol who downvoted this
The twitter guy didnt share the link to the source
That's called snap on ubuntu
This sure as fuck better check locale for US only!
Importing pandas and numpy without the pd and np aliases looks weird.
extra 4% tariff on aliased packages
Set it to -1000% and enjoy your new lightning-fast imports!
This would actually be good for npm though…
Are you trying to say npm doesn't implement this yet?
how so lol
The extra time is spent mining $TRUMP
Tap for spoiler
I know it’s PoS, it’s just funnier this way, don’t come at me.
You can smuggle imports using importlib.
We're gonna build a firewall and importlib is gonna pay for it!
Pandas was always 200% slow, nothing lost there.
If you can tariff penguin island you could also tariff polars, which isn't slow.
Having to import my tariff management solution is a critical national security risk. Needs to be built-in. PEP soon, please?
Reduce them later. Tell your boss you found a 2x speedup.
What a great way to reduce external dependencies and mitigate supply chain attacks!
Is there a way that I can enforce this as root to all of my users?
Hopefully it maxes out your CPU and memory for no reason.