TriPolarBearz

joined 1 year ago
[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

At this point, Fido is going deaf from all the nonstop whistling.

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 156 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Driving on the highway

Hood pops open. Can't see anything. Try to brake but crash.

⚠️ Warning! Your hood is open. Please pull over in a safe location and secure your hood.

Tesla: OTA update successful

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (13 children)

Gordon: welcome to my fancy private dinner experience. What can I make for you?

Guest: I would like your finest grilled cheese sandwich please.

Gordon: oh fuck, oh shit!

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Plot twist: she has difficulty with reading comprehension and understanding modern slang. She actually would have been interested in casual unprotected sex with him. But anon stopped reading and didn't clarify himself.

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Yes, that's probably what it was. I'm using memmy on ios.

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ah, picture not showing up.

It was the meme of Goofy saying I'll fuckin' do it again.

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)
[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I heard he goes for large expensive couches. More cushion for the pushin'.

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

If there is a Katmala Harris, we the people demand pics.

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I can never tell what they really believe. But I once saw a picture about flat earthers.

It basically said other planets are round because they have been observed to be round. But Earth is flat because it has not been observed to be round.

Though if they did see Earth from afar, I'm sure there would be some excuse as to why it's fake.

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