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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 284 points 1 month ago

Well, that's what centrism is. Fascists trying to be societally accepted. She knows that.

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 217 points 1 month ago

Anon, the sewage inside you seeps out even when you try to keep it in

[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 154 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All he did was bring up forming a white ethnostate, damn lefties, so sensitive

[–] Drusas@kbin.run 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Got to move to Idaho before you start with that talk.

[–] androogee@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Too liberal, TAKE TO THE SEA

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[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 143 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I wonder just how much sex has been avoided because of 4chan's politics board

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 64 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah, natural selection trying to do its job

[–] essell@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

If we don't count socks that evolve into independent life forms then its working very well

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Enough to have low birth rates.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 136 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“Can you believe everything that’s going wrong in the world?”

“I know, right? It’s like, let people live their lives! Interfering in people’s lives has allowed society to regress 40 years in only 3, which bodes poorly for the future.”

*pause* “Agreed! I love gays and transes. They deserve my taxes, not white people.”

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 106 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Segregation was the..." QuickTime Event "worst thing to happen"

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Also I'm super into female's rights. A female should be able to kill her baby at 9 months if she wants to... Can I see your boobs now?"

[–] catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

"I am ready for the sex now. Is your mating orifice lubricated?"

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[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 128 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'll always love their disbelief that we're able to sus then out. They're like reverse sovereign citizens in that they think if they avoid certain words or phrases it's impossible to know their feelings.

[–] minibyte@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The SS think you can't spot them if they take their cap off.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

removes skulls from cap; leaves swastika on arm band

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[–] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

"Vere ist ze agua, amigo?"

[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 101 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's crazy how women dislike people who hold horrible views about women!

[–] androogee@midwest.social 56 points 1 month ago

Excuse me I showed you my plan to remove your reproductive rights via insane judicial activism, pls respond

[–] ocassionallyaduck@lemmy.world 74 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Insane how deranged fuckers think the "center" is back in 1950.

"I'm not radical. I just think a woman should be comfortable in heels and the kitchen is all."

"Things didn't used to be so stressful for the fairer sex. I'd take care of my woman"

Shit these guys say and legitimately think they're not being nuts.

[–] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Don't forget you could slap her for being mouthy and the cops would take your side.

[–] maxenmajs@lemmy.world 68 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I'm curious as to what this anon thinks sounds like normie stuff. Probably some awkward comment about respecting all genders.

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 70 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"I'm a bluepilled, beta cuck power bottom leftmaxxing asshole jock who's not at all like those nice guys that you friendzone. Of course I love Biden! He's my favorite communist!"

[–] Avatar_of_Self@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago

"There are good people on both sides" when the date brings up Charlottesville.

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

My best guess for a plausible hypothetical: Anon thinks dems and centrists are "the establishment", zionists, and "fascists" like all the projection Fox News throws at them, so he repeats all that stuff about his favorite billionaires, says corruption claims are overblown, and yay capitalism with very little nuance or understanding of policy, but doesn't realize he's inadvertently described the politics of Lauren Boebert.

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[–] Drusas@kbin.run 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

I think you mean 'both' genders.

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[–] whoreticulture@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Literally just being a "centrist" is a red flag. All he has to do is say like, oh I don't really have strong opinions on politics.

[–] III@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don’t really have strong opinions on politics

Also a red flag.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Honestly unless he’s flying a red flag it’s a red flag

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[–] suction@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

…and keep that up for the next 70 years of course…while seething about “pills”

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago

Explain horseshoe theory, tell her you're so far right you're actually left, ????, profit

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 31 points 1 month ago

You can just tell when someone is sounding you out to see when they can drop their real belief that women and coloureds should be the property of white men.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

See this is why you need to be at your craziest and look for a woman who doesn't take you seriously.

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 month ago

My SO and I scream "WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA" at each other as a greeting.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Finally, some good dating advice.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago

Unironically, just get all of your embarrassing personality quirks out of the way.

[–] Drusas@kbin.run 13 points 1 month ago
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