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Anon goes on a date (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 128 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I'll always love their disbelief that we're able to sus then out. They're like reverse sovereign citizens in that they think if they avoid certain words or phrases it's impossible to know their feelings.

[–] minibyte@sh.itjust.works 46 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Like a Nazi in Argentina.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The SS think you can't spot them if they take their cap off.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

removes skulls from cap; leaves swastika on arm band

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is why Aldo Raine gave them something they can't take off.

[–] suction@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

But according to OPs logic he didn’t have to?

[–] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

"Vere ist ze agua, amigo?"