I get bit by a werewolf and sentenced for execution due to being a danger to society. For some reason they choose death by drowning and it turns out I cannot drown because I am a vampire. I then actually do not die because I am an undead.
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I'm not sure of the details but hazmat will be involved and it'll probably make the news.
Guess I'm a very tasty bug.
In the dark.
In the middle of the night with nary a sound to be heard.
ah hell, I’m getting shot by a drunk hillbilly aren’t I?
Very quickly but likely quite painful
I get ackshually'd to death in the comments. 💀
I will be deleted and no evidence that I ever existed will be found.
Hatchet + cannibalism seems likely
Saving the life of an infant/child from some type of shit show.
I guess I'll burn to death and then be revived somehow
Someone will give me really deadly advice over a radio and I will just be like "ok, that sounds legit".
Beans
Well...
I probably sleep with king Midas or meet Apollo and he grants me the same wish
High speed dirt man, high speed dirt.
A human centipede but made of weasels
A space battle with transcendental Borg Spheres.
Some kind of internet last stand.
I have an anarchist child and they kill me in a rebellion.
I'd be so proud.
Not sure, but someone’s probably going to find me on the 8th hole wrapped in plastic.
No one can tell... (Well maybe)... But I should have seen it coming.
Either a fight with a massive reptile or lethal attraction to a strong light source, not sure
Excrubulently.
Electrocution helmet? Or something gross from Saw
Adorably.
Eaten by a living supercomputer that thirsts for dimensional conquest
Suicide.
Too much LSD
I'll live for eternity I guess. Really don't want that tbh
Most would assume chaos, but in reality it would be my guild saying my name wrong enough times that I finally gave up and changed the "I" to an "L".
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If it's literal, I have a very, very, very long life of space travel ahead of me.
If it's in the Carl Sagan metaphorical 'we are star stuff' sense, then it could literally be anything.
oh oh... I'm in danger.
Heart attack while Internet browsing from my favorite location
Weird ... Is what I'd say
Oxidation.
I'll live to see the cyberpunk era, but will not be happy about it...