Well I'm named for a fictional character I wrote about. so presumably she comes to life and for some reason tries to kill me
this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2025
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I just hope I'm on the receiving end.
Mauled, eaten or crushed to death
... or cuteness overload
oh noo im gonna die because i use arch
I dont't know lulz
I am just going outside and may be some time...
quickly
A daring suicide rescue mission where I manually hold the button on some space nuke to save the day.
Impressively.
Flayed alive, I guess. Could be worse.
It wouldn't.
Cat.
....that last step will be a doozy.
Obesity, and bounciness.
An undercover Corgi mission.
Oh, no, Timmy fell down the well again!
Death by snusnu
Some catty wampas, likely.
Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?
No idea
In front of my PC without anyone noticing until days later
Just broke.
Locked in a dumpster in Mexico, I guess
I’ll donate so much to research I won’t have money to eat?
In the middle of the night with nary a sound to be heard.
ah hell, I’m getting shot by a drunk hillbilly aren’t I?
Very quickly but likely quite painful
I get bit by a werewolf and sentenced for execution due to being a danger to society. For some reason they choose death by drowning and it turns out I cannot drown because I am a vampire. I then actually do not die because I am an undead.
I'm not sure of the details but hazmat will be involved and it'll probably make the news.
No idea
At least I'll get to meet Bigfoot before he kills me.
Struck by railgun fire.
Someone finally writes my name in that death note.
Can't say that I know, but I shall be avenged.
Depending on what your lemmy app/UI displays, executed either by Paul or Stilgar. One would be brought back though.
I won't. You can't kill rock and roll!
Died in a rocket accident and quickloads didn't work
Guess I'm a very tasty bug.