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Not my meme, I stole it from someone else. You wouldn't know them, they go to a different community.

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[–] b34k@lemmy.world 84 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But in order to pirate their programs and not get bothered by “illegal software” popups, I need to block outbound access from their exe’s… so they’re actually not getting my datas

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's just smart to do this for any pirated software.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago

Sending them crash reports from Linux could've been a pro move though.

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[–] Toes@ani.social 44 points 1 month ago (4 children)

To any artists out there wondering what else they could use. These are some pretty decent alternatives.

Check these foss tools out:

https://krita.org/en/

https://inkscape.org/

https://www.blender.org/

https://www.openshot.org/

https://kubuntu.org/

[–] Zurgo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't forget darktable as a lightroom alternative

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Darktable is way to hard for me to use.

[–] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Just switched to krita recently for drawing and it's so great, the setup is pretty much like photoshop, with all the tool i ever needed.

I don't even know why i bothered using photoshop to begin with.

And yeah blender is the OG of 3D.

[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does Krita have actions, macros, scripting, or perhaps batch commands?

[–] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I never used that, depend on what you want to do but i don't think there is a good builded in way...

So i guess you can look for some other macro tools or using a python script.

[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'll check it out, but I'm also learning Python scripting in GIMP, and I found a really nice batch plugin called BIMP that can do things like crop, resize, and much more on many files at once.

Although I hear the python-fu thing is going away in version 3.0, and instead you're just supposed to use a code library in a standalone Python script. The python-fu thing is handy because it adds new menu items for the scripts you make for easy access.

[–] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Interesting, maybe it will be worth looking into for myself too, because right now i'm only using the macro's menu of my huiton pen, and it's limited to keyboard shortcuts.

And I just checked it, you can have scripts in krita too. So i guess if your learning python scripting you may want to try krita's api, I'm gonna have a peek too when I get the chance.

[–] AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kdenlive is miles more capable than OpenShot Also Kubuntu? That's a OS? Works if you're trying to replace windows but don't think any artist would replace it as a "alternative tool"

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The one and only time I tried to use kdenlive, it blackscreened my PC and when I booted back up, my Linux Mint showed in the boot menu as just Ubuntu. I went right back to Openshot.

[–] AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 month ago

Dunno, all I was doing was trying to crop the black bars off a 1 minute video clip.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Fwiw, I've tried to use OpenShot and it sucked hard. Granted, this was on Windows and it was several years ago (3~4yrs), so it may have gotten better (or it might be way better on Linux), but I ended up switching to davinci resolve because OpenShot literally couldn't deal with anything above 720p without crashing. I couldn't complete any university assignments with it. Even just clipping the ends of a video was causing it to crash. Unless OpenShot has gotten significantly better on windows, that's a good example of a place where a pro-quality FOSS alternative doesn't really exist.

[–] areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Kdenlive is a thing. Honestly though using DaVinci is fine, it's even Linux native.

[–] Toes@ani.social 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh that's interesting. I wonder if its any better now for you if you're interested in trying. It could have been a codec + windows issue at play too.

There's a few other alternatives for that tool but I can't think of their names atm.

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Kdenlive perhaps?

[–] Zurgo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Or... How about using a different program instead of Adobe's so that we van eventually change what the "industry standard" is?

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 month ago

You have a weird sense of humor

[–] thehatfox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

The problem is having one singular “industry standard” in the first place. If Adobe is eventually dislodged for something else it would eventually become just as bad, because there would still be no meaningful competition to keep it in line.

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

Affinity is catching up every year, but they still have a ways to go to become an industry standard. I'm rooting for them every step of the way, though.

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There is nothing as good and as easy to use as lightroom and photoshop

[–] Zurgo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd argue that there is, but we are just too used to the Lightroom or Photoshop way of thinking/workflow. We don't entertain other programs because it is difficult to learn a new way of doing things and return to a place of competency. And the less people use a piece of software, the less there will be documentation to help others learn.

I'm not sure if its a conspiracy theory or verified, but I do think that Adobe were okay with people (amateurs) pirating their software. We didn't have the money to pay for it anyway, but it got us to become proficient at using Photoshop so that when we eventually had money, we were locked in.

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I personally stopped using them when you could no longer just buy and own them. Now I just don't edit my photos much which sucks.

[–] Zurgo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Same here, CS6 PS+LR was the last one I bought.

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I would very gladly pay to own them again but I will never pay a subscription for them.

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 month ago

Joke's on you, I still use Paint Shop Pro 7.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yes, but actually no let's fuck them anyway :3

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Data is already plural (singular is datum), no need to add an s

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They stole it from us!

Gangly Gimli said that or something, in Lord of the Jing

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

True, but I didn’t make this meme. I borrowed it from elsewhere. Possibly the meme maker is not a native English speaker and knows it as a second language.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Use your silly pirated adobe softwares to fix it

[–] Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Minimum amount for photoshop is 22$/month

Pirate photoshop

Delete it

Pirate again

Repeat 30 times

Adobe looses 660$

If everyone does this adobe will loose so much

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

It's a hate-hate relationship.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's only fair 🤷‍♂️

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Harvey Dent:

Me too, Harvey. Me too.

[–] Rikj000@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago

FireWall?

Setup x2 rules for each .exe,
one to block inbound connections,
and another to block outbound connections.

[–] erran_morad@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does anyone have a dumbed down tutorial for an internet noob who just uses transmission to torrent and just wants adobe acrobat (just acrobat, for the other things I have other programs, but I really need acrobat and it has to be acrobat)

[–] uranibaba@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't know if linking to websites are legal here or not, so I'll describe it in a roundabout way.

Take the number 'leet', and an X. That is the domain name. to is the tld.

In short, [leet (as a number) x] [dot] [to].

Hope it makes sense. That website should have have the droids you are looking for. Just be cautious.

[–] erran_morad@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I do have a VPN. Thanks, I'll give it a try

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[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago
[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

All my software is registered to Emanuel Goldstein of the PLoA ( Phone Losers of America ).

I hope his identity is safe.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

pictures you can hear

[–] kindenough@kbin.earth 4 points 1 month ago

Haha, this relationship goes back to my Amiga 500 years

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Yucky all around, any way you look at it.

[–] Suavevillain@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It is rough for creatives locked down by Adobe's software since not many alternatives can do what they need it for.

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