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[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 176 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There's a scene in evangelion where the mc jerks it over an unconscious asuka (the character on the video card in the background) and nuts all over his hand.

He covered his hand in thermal paste as a reference.

It's a (intentionally) creepy scene and extremely off-color for a repair tech to send this to a customer, IMO. Good thing it's probably fake.

[–] TheLoneMinon@lemm.ee 76 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

With no context whatsoever my first thought was it was one of those "uh oh, if the thermal paste is on my hand, then that must mean I accidentally put the cum on my cpu..."

I will be deleting this shortly I am sorry

Edit: Most upvotes I've gotten on Lemmy. Listen to the guy below. Live your truth, lemmings.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 34 points 4 months ago

You made a good joke, dont let thine shame and cowardice control thee.

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 133 points 4 months ago

Welcome to puberty.

You're never piloting the robot version of your mother ever again.

[–] yesmeisyes@sopuli.xyz 56 points 4 months ago

It means that it’s a sexy GPU

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 52 points 4 months ago

It means he wasted 2 or 3 dollars worth of thermal paste. Possibly to make a weird Evangelion reference, based on that other comment.

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 49 points 4 months ago (4 children)
[–] AdamBomb@lemmy.sdf.org 126 points 4 months ago (17 children)

I believe it’s a recreation of a scene from one of the endings of Evangelion. My hazy guess is the movie “End of Evangelion.” Asuka (on the GPU) lies unconscious in a hospital bed. Shinji (incel protagonist) stands over her. He shuts the door to the hall and breathes heavily for a few seconds, then this shot with white instead of gray.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 97 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Hello? Yes, I'd like to have unread what I just read. Yes, I'll hold.

[–] AdamBomb@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I sort of regret watching it myself and never rewatched

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] AdamBomb@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Btw she was hospitalized after a savage defeat while piloting a mech where the pilot feels all the damage as if it’s happening to them. Her mech was ripped apart and devoured by a pack of hostile umanned mechs.

Edit: it was heavily hinted throughout the series that the mechs also have a consciousness and the source of that consciousness is yet another layer of fucked up

[–] ghen@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The overall story about why the author did it is interesting, because it is part of his ongoing hatred of how the fans treat the property.

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 88 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh dear god...I thought you were joking.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 29 points 4 months ago

Don't do this to me

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] AdamBomb@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 4 months ago

The whole movie, even the whole series was pretty fucked up like this.

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 11 points 4 months ago

I would like to return one mental image please

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[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 51 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 7 points 4 months ago

If that's what it looks like when he finishes, he needs to see a doctor.

[–] Lumidaub 14 points 4 months ago

You don't want to know.

[–] Bassman27@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

The most unnecessary scene in anime

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 42 points 4 months ago

A very professional customer interaction for an Evangelion fan

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 40 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It honestly took me a few seconds to get.
I'm ashamed it took me that long
I'm even more ashamed I got it at all

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

But are you as ashamed as Shinji, is what I wonder. I can't believe I got the ref, though. I'm not even a fan of the show but that scene was so out of nowhere... I guess it did mark me.

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago

It all returns to nothing

[–] Manzas@lemdro.id 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)

This just makes me sad ,because someone wasted thermal paste and wasted about 30-50 euros for a design on the back and a red color scheme.

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 37 points 4 months ago (3 children)

If they’re a repair tech, they have thermal paste in bulk. That was maybe $3 worth of paste. Probably much less.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

it looks like Thermal Grizzly Kryonaut which is just about the most expensive thermal paste you can get and I don't think you can get it in bulk

[–] NosferatuZodd@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

it looks like any other grey thermal paste I've ever seen, what exactly made you think it's this specific expensive paste?

[–] OrnateLuna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well there is a tube of that thermal paste in the background

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[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

I think they meant the design

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[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (4 children)

"wasted" is completely relative. I would pay 30-50 euros for a cool design of a GPU.

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[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago
[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Metostopholes@midwest.social 10 points 4 months ago

気持ち悪い

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 months ago

This kills the man.

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 6 points 4 months ago (9 children)

On a not really related note, having Asuka or Rei as a waifu is fucking weird as an adult right? They're like 14?

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