Wow, worse than the first Suicide Squad?
I was today years old when I learned self inflating tires were a thing.
The irony is strong with this one.
"Wake up babe, proton support for MacOS just dropped!"
Denying the will of the people has historically had some pretty ugly outcomes, I really hope they don't.
[excited freemen noises]
187 Killer Pads would probably do the trick but FYI they also sell pants that support protective inserts if you wanted to go a different route. Your weight is also a factor, the more you weigh the more substantial padding you'd want because force = mass x acceleration
Micromobility is for everyone IMO, not just big city dwellers. For some, commutes can be partly or entirely wilderness/rough trails. That said, yeah if you're in a city you probably don't want a giant MTB
"May your blade chip and shatter."
laughs in AYABTU