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[–] celeste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Straight people when they finally are happy (gay)!

[–] Fleur_@lemm.ee 32 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Which one of you bitch asses getting 8hrs

[–] DogWater@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Bro I thought that said h8rs

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 6 points 2 days ago

4h or 14h

Very shit!

[–] Neptr@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Fleur_@lemm.ee 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The top 1% of sleepers are hoarding all the sleep.

[–] Neptr@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 days ago

Eventually it'll trickle down.

Me usually. I dont function with less than 7 and i need 8 if i actually want to use my brain in any productive capacity.

[–] ElectroLisa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 2 days ago

Jokes on you I have insomnia, I can't even sleep straight 😎

[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

when i navigate for my uncle while he is driving and i tell him to go straight, he always replies, "can i go gaily forward, instead?"

he is a great human :p

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

When gay people die, do they go straight to hell?

[–] loutr@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago

Yeah but according to Andrew Tate sleeping is gay so it all works out in the end.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You don't know how gay my sleeping is.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm 2 points 2 days ago

More than 5?

[–] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Pass out at 8, wake up at 12, hang out until 4am then go back to sleep

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 12 points 2 days ago

When your gay friend has a psychotic episode and need to be put in a straightjacket: