SaharaMaleikuhm

joined 1 month ago
[–] SaharaMaleikuhm 12 points 6 hours ago

I just like to be the little spoon

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ich kann gerne ne Flasche gereiften Urins schicken. Im 5er Pack nur 29,99€ die Flasche.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Go to the cops and prove you are from the future. Get there a few days early with the lottery numbers on a piece of paper or smth. That might get them to take you seriously. Of course they will never let you go back.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm 15 points 1 day ago

Macht Sinn. Selbst Schuld die Schweiz.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm 2 points 1 day ago

I mean the same people bought PS5s at launch from scalpers.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm 2 points 1 day ago

From curling all those cats and pizzas

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm 17 points 1 day ago

They got to you. It's too late to safe you. Rest peacefully.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm 7 points 1 day ago

Don't really think that him painting that was such a big event in human history personally

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm 3 points 1 day ago

Impotent rage. The feeling that you want to punch some people in the face, but knowing full well that's impossible.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm 3 points 1 day ago

Gangnam Style. Full song

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm 4 points 1 day ago

If you believe that you gotta have some cognitive impairment.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ich bin nur froh das endlich wieder ein gottverdammter Sommer zu Ende ist

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