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[–] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Found a solution, thanks everyone!

[–] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait what was the solution?

[–] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

YOUR ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SUSPENDED BECAUSE YOU DARED TO COMMENT WITHOUT PROVIDING THE EXACT SOLUTION FOR OP's PROBLEM (shame on you)

[–] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Ok, I'll open another thread, then.

REMOVED, DUPLICATE.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ah, the Arch forum/stack experience. Along with

"Problem still exists like 2 years later."

"DON'T NECRO. CLOSED."

[–] Romkslrqusz@lemm.ee 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The new version of this is coming across a reddit post where it seems like OP replies “Thanks, that worked!” to “In protest of Reddit's API changes, I have removed my comment history. Fuck u/Spez”

[–] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Repair forum version:

  • Here are the exact bolts you need to loosen:
  • After that make sure you note this gasket:
  • The replacement part is very hard to find but they carry it here: <404>
  • You'll find the torque spec here:

Bonus points if the only schematic you can find is a 256 resolution jpg on pinterest that leads to a wordpress site were a bot only posts random schematics to farm pinterest engagement.

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And people wonder why I have hundreds of PDFs for shit I don't own.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

archive.org pleeeeeease

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

What did you see DenverCoder9

[–] Localhorst86 20 points 1 week ago
[–] emberpunk@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)

what about when you stumble upon an old post of yours?

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

I've had that happen before lol

I was like wait this sounds familiar

[–] FiniteLooper@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

This has happened a few times were I find a solution on stack overflow, I go to upvote the answer and I get the error message “you can’t upvote your own post”

Yep, that was my answer to my own question from 5 years ago

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

you curse the past you for being so selfish

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't worry, there's a 12 yr old with a heavy Hindi accent on YouTube with the answer.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

So long as you're willing to skip the first 8 minutes and play the next 20 seconds at 0.25 speed, where he very quickly glances over the problem, then goes on for another 10 minutes to talk about something unrelated in minute detail

[–] foo@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago

Another variation of this is when you used Google, and the responses to the post say "Use Google", or links to lmgtfy.

[–] CyberMonkey404@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where's the original artwork from?

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

looks AI generated to me

[–] paw -2 points 1 week ago

Maybe AI can help here, since it is trained on stack overflow and co. ;)