Isn't that the guy that keeps exposing himself to children?
this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2024
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Yes, but only because the exotic phallus and scrotum piercings he has are designed to have a hypnotic effect. Then he grabs them while they're dazed.
In his child-trafficking van with the Klan stickers on the back?
No, no. He's in the child trafficking van with the kkk wrap. The really gaudy one. Can't miss it.
Honestly I don't know how he drives it with that huge swastika obscuring the windshield.
I can’t wait until the onion gets infowars
I hope they deep fake Alex Jones and accuse the other one of being the fake.