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Misinformation Laws Not Necessary, Says Meth Addict Peter Dutton (theshovel.com.au)
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[–] invalid_name@lemm.ee 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Yes, but only because the exotic phallus and scrotum piercings he has are designed to have a hypnotic effect. Then he grabs them while they're dazed.