I can’t wait until the onion gets infowars
this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2024
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I hope they deep fake Alex Jones and accuse the other one of being the fake.
Isn't that the guy that keeps exposing himself to children?
Yes, but only because the exotic phallus and scrotum piercings he has are designed to have a hypnotic effect. Then he grabs them while they're dazed.
In his child-trafficking van with the Klan stickers on the back?
No, no. He's in the child trafficking van with the kkk wrap. The really gaudy one. Can't miss it.
Honestly I don't know how he drives it with that huge swastika obscuring the windshield.