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submitted 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 55 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Isn't that the guy that keeps exposing himself to children?

[–] invalid_name@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Yes, but only because the exotic phallus and scrotum piercings he has are designed to have a hypnotic effect. Then he grabs them while they're dazed.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 15 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

In his child-trafficking van with the Klan stickers on the back?

[–] invalid_name@lemm.ee 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

No, no. He's in the child trafficking van with the kkk wrap. The really gaudy one. Can't miss it.

Honestly I don't know how he drives it with that huge swastika obscuring the windshield.