For all things Futurama
Rule 1: Don't be a jerkwad!
Rule 2: Alternate video links to be linked in a comment, below the original video.
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The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now, I am leaving Earth for no raisin.
EDIT: After reading your replies, it occurred to me that too much of my everyday speech is made up of lines from the show. Maybe that’s why everyone thinks I’m weird.
The rest of aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great! … So, Leela, don’t want to be like us? Or do you want to be like Adlai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?
Wait, I'm having one of those things, you know, a headache with pictures.
No I'm... doesn't!
I'm Scruffy, the janitor.
The elves are back
I'm gonna get me one of them $300 haircuts. This one's lost its pizzazz.
You cant just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!
I'll start my own amusement park with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the blackjack.
She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
The butter in my pocket is melting!
Thus global warming was solved, once and for all.
But....
Once And For All.
Professor: Your tux doesn't fit because you stole it from a boy.
Bender: You mean a man. It was his Bar Mitzvah.
This isn't a productive area of discussion.
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
So, there's an infinite number of parallel universes?
No... just the two...
You live in the universe, but you never do these things until someone comes to visit.
"You can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music'
"I could if you hadn't turned on the lights and shut off the stereo."
MY LEG FEELS FUNNY
...
MY LEG FEELS BETTER
I sublibed with obly tribial blain dabblage.
Also:
That's over atmospheres of pressure!
How many can the ship withstand?!
Well, it's a spaceship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.
🎵We're whalers on the moon,
We carry a harpoon,
But there ain't no whales,
So we tell tall tales,
And sing this whalin' tune! 🎵
That's not an astronaut, that's a TV comedian! And he was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife.
I died doing what I loved!
Good news! It's a suppository!
Not exactly an iconic line, but I love the delivery:
"Have you heard of the Monks of Deshuba?"
Fry: "I've... not heard of them."
Futurama's great for nerdy science gags, social satire, and pop culture spoofs, but its best jokes are always uniquely stupid twists of language like this.
Don't you worry about Planet Express
Let me worry about blank.
The one I use most often: "I've heard worse excuses to drink".
Tie between:
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry dome
angry muttering as the PES flies away
and
Well Susie, it isn't foreigners, it's global warming
Gwabu wabu?
Uh, sure...
There's not a restaurant built that I can't fly - Zap Brannigan
She's built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro!
And Fry, you've got that brain thing!
