hOrni

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Also remember, if he ever manages to get laid, the beanie stays on.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 77 points 1 day ago (14 children)

Remember, the beanie is to keep his privacy. Not, because he's insecure about being bald.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Thank goodness Brian was a costume.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (12 children)

It was removedman, I'll save y'all a click.

Edit: Lemmy removed the first part of his name. Lovecraft didn't like black people, so You can figure out what it was.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (4 children)

The last march of the ents.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The realist: This is piss.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 33 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (6 children)

8,5 eh? Imma put on my scepticals. You're only an inch shorter than Ron Jeremy's dick? And that dick had a movie made about it.

Edit: a couple movies, if You count the porn.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Yes. And You can say, it's not Dickface, it's Dickfacé, damn it!

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I moved to Denmark recently. The Danish love to fly their flag. Half of the houses have a flagpole. It's weird for me because no one in Poland does this.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Is that a thing bands do?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I'll let You know.

 

I almost puked while preparing this from the smell alone. Went to the trash after two bites.

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