For all things Futurama
Rule 1: Don't be a jerkwad!
Rule 2: Alternate video links to be linked in a comment, below the original video.
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The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now, I am leaving Earth for no raisin.
EDIT: After reading your replies, it occurred to me that too much of my everyday speech is made up of lines from the show. Maybe that’s why everyone thinks I’m weird.
The rest of aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great! … So, Leela, don’t want to be like us? Or do you want to be like Adlai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?
"So, what you think you just explained was..."
"That's right. This box contains our own universe!"
I was gonna go yachting in those feet!
"Your mother!"
Bender, depressed walks up to a bar:
"Gimmie your largest, strongest, cheapest drink"
"I'm having one of those things! You know? A headache with pictures"
"... An idea?"
Hey, Professor. You're a professor.
Nibbler: It's a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time... and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather.
fry: I did do the nasty in the past-y.
Nibbler: Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains.
Robot house
Gundersons Nuts! They're Nut so good!
I'm Shocked. SHOCKED! well not that shocked.
Hey. Fry. Pizza going out. C'MON!
My only regret is that I have boneitis
I could do without these boobs flopping about
Its actually from that same scene; "NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH FOR NO RAISIN!!!" I often say "for no raisin!!!" in my daily life. :)
Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile!
Farnsworth: Dear Lord! That's over 150 atmospheres of pressure!
Fry: How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?
Farnsworth: Well, it's a space ship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.
“They’re like sex except I’m having them”.
When you do things right people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
This is so fucking relevant in the IT field
I have it framed on my wall at work.
"wooooooooo"
I know exactly which scene you are referring to hahaha damn this show.
"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!"
"What really killed the dinosaurs?" " ME!!! "
"But you're better than normal! You're abnormal!"
I can wire anything directly into anything! I'M THE PROFESSOR!
"What about what?" - Philip J Fry responding to the professor yelling WHAT in a tiny ship in Fry's ear when the professor and crew controlled tiny robot versions of themselves to sneak inside Fry's body
To shreds, you say..
Well, how's his wife holding up? To shreds, you say...
"I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity, the way only a woman can."
"You're going to do his laundry?"
Edit - the one that had me literally rolling off the couch because I was laughing so hard was, "That just raises further questions!"
This reminds me of another great Professor quote.
Prof: I’ve just finished recharging the matter compressor.
Fry: What’s the matter compressor?
Prof: Nothing’s the matter now that I’ve charged the matter compressor.
If I don't survive, tell my wife, "Hello".
Its a beige alert!
“We know nothing about their history, their language, or what they look like, but we can assume this: they stand for everything that we don’t stand for. And also, they told me you guys look like dorks.”
THEY LOOK LIKE DORKS!
"If we hit that bullseye the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!"
When they're getting pulled down toward Atlanta:
How many atmospheres can this ship withstand?
Well it's a spaceship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.
Bender: "So people will actually pay money to find love...? I have an idea, an idea so genius...." gavel sounds "Stupid anti-pimping laws!"
"Bender we love you!"
Shut up baby. I know it
(destructive noises) Buddha, Zeus, God, one of you guys, do something! Satan, you owe me!
They say the key to any successful battle is the element of surprise. SURPRISE!
My absolute favorite: You win again, gravity!
I can't believe everybody's just ad-libbing!
“Take the deal, Fry! If there's a delicious cake, isn't it better to have one slice than none at all? Even if four other guys eat the other four slices, and they're all thrusting their sweaty naked bodies against the cake?”