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joined 7 months ago
[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 2 points 18 hours ago

Say no to X, get high instead!

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

I shit you not, Wendy's in my area is currently promoting a "Krabby Patty Kollab" burger.

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So Boar's Head, then BrucePac (who make meat for Costco, Trader Joes, Amazon products), and now McDs.

118 years later, we've forgotten what we've already learned the hard way: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jungle

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Way back when I still went to church (I got better), there was a doctor who always wore this blue diamond print tie every Sunday. If you looked closer, the lighter blue diamonds were viagra pills.

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fun story, the recent meat recall (the second one) affected some salads I bought early September.. we got an email long after we'd eaten them letting us know, and to call "this number" if you'd like a refund.

Sorry, I lied, it wasn't a fun story.

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

Random woman who didn't sleep very well last night. I got a different answer, then thought about it for 10 more seconds and then got 135.

(No I didn't assume the right angle, my mistake was even dumber. I need a nap.)

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

That what ultimately ends my time here, will be my own fault.

And spiders... Fuck spiders.

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Headline is 4 words (and a "'s") too long.

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

So we ARE living in the Matrix...

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

-Gym

-Dance Studio

-Concerts

-Free Events (there's always something on Eventbrite)

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

Hey Ted, so polls show you'll appear more likeable if you grow a beard.

[2 weeks later]

OH, oh god. Not like that! Dammit Ted, why are you like this.

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Wrote my own, but I copied most of the code from others.

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