son_named_bort

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guess I'll just play with my nuts in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 8 minutes ago

At least he still has 37 years to play with a Koosh ball

Guess the Episode [Medium] in c/thesimpsons@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 13 minutes ago

You're the birthday, you're the birthday, you're the birthday boy or girl

Still Strong in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Is he advertising for Six Flags?

Fruit Loops! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Captain Crunch

Peanut Butter Crunch

Crunchberries

Oops All Berries

...crap

Guess the Episode [Easy] in c/thesimpsons@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

No beer and TV make Homer do something something.

30 years of Bort in c/casualconversation@lemm.ee
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

They're always out of Bort plates.

MAGAts be all ... in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

But they already have plenty of gas.

Guess the Episode [Hard] in c/thesimpsons@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I can think of at least two things wrong with that title.

Guess the Episode [Hard] in c/thesimpsons@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

We elected the wrong Carter.

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Guess the Episode [Medium] (lemmy.world)
 

Guess goes in, points come out

Well this is awkward in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago (3 children)

It's better than Beat the Kids. The government frowns down on that.

Guess the Episode [Medium] in c/thesimpsons@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Damn you! A box!

So close in c/gaming@lemmy.world
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Guess the Episode [Yet Again] (lemmy.world)
 

Man, I just not trying anymore.

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Guess the Episode [Easy] (lemmy.world)
 

00001 points for guessing correctly!

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Guess the Episode [Easy] (lemmy.world)
 

Yeah, I know I posted, but I don't care. I don't award points until I get my Danish.

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Ah Points Inspector (lemmy.world)
 
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Guess the Episode [With a Twist] (lemmy.world)
 

I guess the episode for you. Knute Rockne called it Treehouse of Horror IV. The clock is running, so it's important that I guess the episode in time.

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Which Bachelor Would You Choose? (lemmy.world)
 

I'd be gay for Moleman.

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Guess the Episode [Medium] (lemmy.world)
 

Instead of points, I will be awarding Krusty Brand imitation points. 9 out of 10 shit posters can't tell the difference.

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Why is there no Christmas version of Spirit Halloween? (lemmy.world)
 

For those that aren't familiar, Spirit Halloween is a store that pops up in vacant stores around the middle of August and remain until early November. They sell Halloween things like costumes, decorations, etc. I wonder why there isn't a Christmas version that could sell Christmas stuff that could pop up after Spirit leaves and remains until January. There's plenty of Christmas decorations, tree, etc that are sold each year, feels like it would be something that could work.

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Guess the Episode [Genius at Work] (lemmy.world)
 

Anyone who's found true love may receive points today!

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Guess the Episode [Medium] (lemmy.world)
 

Coming up: Some of the points that are awarded have been found to be lethal, but I won't tell you which ones until after news, sports, and weather with Funny Sunny Storm.

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This Rock Makes You Guess the Episode (lemmy.world)
 
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