Oh they are going to love microplastics
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Would anyone still love me if I was a 41,700 y/o worm? π₯Ί
Leto?
Are you asking for a friend, old worm?
Several<>two
Several were defrosted, two woke up
= The others didn't.
RIP worms
The dictionary definition says more than two, but it also says it mean some; which has a definition of an unspecified amount.
always believe in your soul
Indeed.
Yes, danieljackson?
Despite the apparent huge age gap, they can still date under the βhalf your age plus 7β rule.
Did the scientists at least think the worms were getting better on the drums?
Perchance they are together with a Jewish bass player.
Are these the same worms that got into RFK Jr's brain after his meeting with his russian handler?
No. He killed those ones with horse dewormer trying to prevent COVID
Yes, but they starved for lack of brains :(
It might not have been the worm actually. Missing a chunk of brain runs in his family on his uncle's side.
Sure, but that generally involves lead poisoning.
Can't snack on the tomb cheese.
Can't slurp the sarcophagus juice.
Can't eat ancient worms.
What is there to live for.
There are those packing peanuts made from corn starch.
If I remember correctly, the industry term for packing peanuts is "void filler" so, fill that void!
In pre-slavic society, you don't eat worm. Worm eats you, then commands you to reproduce so worm has more you to eat.
I've seen this one!
Oh, these are the new billionaire inbreds?
Just kidding, fuck yeah, I'll always upvote "the thing".
Trumpβs latest Cabinet picks
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A lot of times memes are what they are because they're harder to fact check (can't copy and paste text from them). People use them to spread misinformation for fun. -This is actually a confirmed meme though.
Says you?
We need to make it mandatory that all memes link to a reverse image search on Snopes so we can fact check them
Fact checking memes what has the world come to
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Who is that fine looking gentleman with the godawful haircut?
Don't worry, he's died like 5 times
Then ascended
after all the shit he's been through
Canadian actor Michael Shanks.
Character is Daniel Jackson from Stargate SG-1
Very underrated show.
The Russians were pissed when all of their soldiers died and only SG-1 made it out alive.
Are we just looking for imaginative ways to destroy ourselves at this point? We have enough options already! But we have to keep looking for more creative previously unknown ways to kill ourselves.
Maybe it's related to thawing of permafrost and they want to research what to do if all the frozen bugs come back to life
We've got to leave something interesting for the alien xeno-archaeologists of the future to uncover.
Exactly, do you want them to know we polluted ourselves to death? That's just shameful
Now, if we accidentally unleashed an ancient parasite? That's just unfortunate
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I wonder how this is going to advance the status of cryogenic freezing.
It won't. That's simply not possible for an organism as large and complex as a human being. You can watch this for a more detailed explanation.
Gonna need to break out the board from Cabin in the Woods
Normally I recommend we start small, just a little fire.
Fuck it in this case. Exterminatus.
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