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Anon preps for a hurricane (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

I don't care if it's fake, it's funny in a cartoon violence kinda way.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 35 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Anon is in a riot.
Anon is in a reoccurring movie bit.
Anon attempts manslaughter with dad.
Anons dad comes back from the store.
Anon eats all the hurricane food before the hurricane.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 39 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Why didn’t this woman just take the can of beans instead of the bread?

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)

In my experience society regrettably values bread over beans. I can't talk about it or else I'm gonna start crying.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Beans are sad emergency food.

If I'm in a situation where beans are necessary, I'm awfully desperate and out of options.

[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Emergency situation: you're in the UK, it's breakfast and you need something to put on your toast.

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago

You're in the UK

The worst kind of emergency.

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

There's no such thing as a "UK." Oh sure, there's this island full of TERFs next to Europe that does things like eat "beans on toast" and where if you say the word "tiddlywinks" in a court of law you're taken seriously instead of laughed out of the place. Get real, Britain was made up by Scholastic to sell books to third graders.

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I am hurt and am formally rescinding my open invitation to join me for burrito or chilli night for you

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[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Because then she would have no toast for them.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago

Britain doesn't get hurricanes

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

very good question

[–] onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 30 points 6 days ago

Fake: Anon doesn't have a dad
Gay : Anon didn't hit~on~ a woman

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 25 points 6 days ago

Moment le Florida Man

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 6 days ago

This is why beans on toast is a thing.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 6 days ago

Woulda had beans on toast, but they lost the can of beans.

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