If it wasn't the plan already, changing them to Medieval Times.
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Oh... So I guess I can pass for a Wizard...
Invite her back to my place for some jousting.
raid.
Bras are bad enough, now I have to learn how to take off a hauberk?
Hope she Lays on Hands me
I put on my robe and wizard hat. If the date goes well, maybe I'll show her my wand of magic missile.
Seems like a good knight out.
Naughty jokes aside, I would love that, laugh my ass off, and look forward to an amazing date.
Break out some coconuts and become her faithful steed.
"Lo, see ye her, all gleamin' in her plate, like some manner of queen, sittin' high in her gilded carriage, thinkin' herself bettr' than us 'cause of her fine metal and steed of silver."
I challenge her to a duel. If I win, I gain her hand in marriage. If she wins... I suppose I would have to give her my hand in marriage.
I see what you did there
Win - Win sort of plan you have.
Pledge fealty and marry her immediately
Going on a quest? Fuck yeah
Nope. Going ice skating and then out for sushi.
Wearing a full suit of armor, accomplishing either IS quite the quest 😄
Close enough.
Make sure the pageboys are still around, cause getting in that mail is gonna be a team effort.
Finally I could say "m'lady" without shame.
Drive to Constantinople, to party like it's 1204
Wife.
Fight her.
What a Dame!
Taking off that chainmail will rip half of her hair off. If that's your thing...
Typically a person wears a cap of some sort under the chainmail so that hair doesn't get entangled.
Why would she ever take that off?
She should be okay if she's wearing one of those hair things underneath. I forget what they're called. It bunches up your hair like a shower cap and keeps your hair from getting in the armor
Edit: the girl here is not wearing one it seems though
It's called a coif. They also serve a critical part in terms of shock absorption.
Not chain; it's knit cos
Too much makeup ! Deal breaker.