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[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 73 points 2 weeks ago

Seems like a good knight out.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 63 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Naughty jokes aside, I would love that, laugh my ass off, and look forward to an amazing date.

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Going on a quest? Fuck yeah

[–] Carrolade@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Nope. Going ice skating and then out for sushi.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

Close enough.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Wearing a full suit of armor, accomplishing either IS quite the quest 😄

[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I challenge her to a duel. If I win, I gain her hand in marriage. If she wins... I suppose I would have to give her my hand in marriage.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 7 points 2 weeks ago

Win - Win sort of plan you have.

[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

I see what you did there

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 weeks ago

Finally I could say "m'lady" without shame.

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 27 points 2 weeks ago

I put on my robe and wizard hat. If the date goes well, maybe I'll show her my wand of magic missile.

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Break out some coconuts and become her faithful steed.

He have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join his court at Camelot.

Pledge fealty and marry her immediately

[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Bras are bad enough, now I have to learn how to take off a hauberk?

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Clearly, I'd put on my robe and wizard hat.

[–] supercargo@r.nf 12 points 2 weeks ago
[–] TrousersMcPants@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago

Make sure the pageboys are still around, cause getting in that mail is gonna be a team effort.

Somebody call the locksmith!

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago

Hope she Lays on Hands me

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ok if you are wearing that then I'm wearing a wig, corset and big puffy dress.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

gotta one-up her in masculinity, make sure the frills are at least twice the size of yourself, and the shoes pointy enough to inflict stab wounds.

[–] Moah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Drive to Constantinople, to party like it's 1204

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

What a Dame!

[–] MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] 5715 4 points 2 weeks ago

"Lo, see ye her, all gleamin' in her plate, like some manner of queen, sittin' high in her gilded carriage, thinkin' herself bettr' than us 'cause of her fine metal and steed of silver."

[–] KrankyKong@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Invite her back to my place for some jousting.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oh... So I guess I can pass for a Wizard...

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

If it wasn't the plan already, changing them to Medieval Times.

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Jolly cooperation is what I'd do

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Taking off that chainmail will rip half of her hair off. If that's your thing...

[–] PrefersAwkward@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

She should be okay if she's wearing one of those hair things underneath. I forget what they're called. It bunches up your hair like a shower cap and keeps your hair from getting in the armor

Edit: the girl here is not wearing one it seems though

[–] orvorn@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

It's called a coif. They also serve a critical part in terms of shock absorption.

[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 8 points 2 weeks ago

Why would she ever take that off?

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Thats a kind of a turnoff

[–] _core@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Typically a person wears a cap of some sort under the chainmail so that hair doesn't get entangled.

[–] superkret 2 points 2 weeks ago

Refuse if she offers a handjob

[–] alci@sh.itjust.works -2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Too much makeup ! Deal breaker.

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

Definitely pretty pointy elbows