this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2024
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[–] MisterLister@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

When your unruly daughter won't even sit still for a measly 30 hours to have her picture painted, so you have to sit in for her

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] vivavideri@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[–] Hegar@fedia.io 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's a great painting but yeah it does look like someone had to explain what a child is to the artist who'd never heard of such a thing and wasn't really paying attention to the explanation.

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Looks like she knew what the finished product would look like as she posed for it

[–] SuperIce@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (3 children)

She looks like a 40 year old depressed man

[–] breakingcups@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Hide the pain Harriet

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

when you go trick or treating and the neighbor drops an orange in your bag

[–] StellarExtract@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Maybe that's why it's unsigned

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 14 points 1 day ago

That's the oldest young girl I've ever seen

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are we sure it’s not a little person sized adult?

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not at all sure - could well be.

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Either way, she's not impressed. Looks like she has just seen the result.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

I can understand why they didn't sign it.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

She reminds me of someone...

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

I see a young Dave Foley

[–] cabbage@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can almost see him sitting there, disgruntled over his orange and looking like an overgrown infant.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Which one is the overgrown infant? Putin or the orange?

:D

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is she a young girl or a midget?

[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Yep probably so.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 16 points 1 day ago

She could be the cover for an early 2 thousands goth band.

[–] egrets@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I respect Rory Kinnear as an actor, but they could have cast someone younger.

[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If Boris Johnson shagged Philomena Cunk

[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

WOOF, you didn't have to say that.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

she decidedly not cute

[–] halykthered@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

Hhhwhat the fuuuuck

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 5 points 1 day ago

My uncle Charlie as a young girl.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

When you start to peel your orange and it jams and stings ouchily under your thumbnail.

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Has anyone seen the movie "Men"?