Okay, if you think that's a good idea
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A belly has developed
This.
Bubble gut and Jorts isn't exactly a good look.
Oh it's a look, alright but not a good one.
The thighs have paled
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Because body positivity doesn't exist for men.
I was going to say, because I don't have the stomach of a half starved gym rat. But yours is also good.
Hey my dude. I'll cat call you if you want.
Damn bro you hot as fuck no homo. Like shit man, you rocking that shirt like you belong in a museum of sexy ass motherfuckers no homo. Damn man if I was into dudes, I'd want your body all over mines no homo.
Anyways have a nice day.
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Is Reno 911 the more recent example of this?
To provide some perspective/existential dread, that character was introduced over 20 years ago.
NO! You can't say that. It defies all know time logic.
I'm not really looking to attract other men at this time
Because I'm currently dressed like a skateboarder from the 90's and it's so very comfortable.
Women what’s stopping you from dressing like 80s horror movie hotties?
Nobody puts shoulder pads like that on dresses anymore
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Have you seen those movies and what happens to the guys dressed like that?
Try again, Freddy / Jason / Michael / motherfucker
High fructose corn syrup.
A lack of 80s beach babes who would enjoy this kind out outfit
Because I did that in the 80s, so now I don't, to protect the public from trauma.
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Because people don't look like they did in the 80's anymore.
Too little cocaine in today's diet.
Shame, mostly shame.
Mostly homophobia I would guess.
My dad bod. I used to wear short shorts and didn't care if my shirt rode up
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I'll spare the public from having to see my hairy gut and cheeks
It’s still summer, so I’m rocking my 70’s coke dealer vibe, and don’t want to put away the floral shirts just yet.
The cut-off athletic wear look is definitely a late summer/early autumn. If I can find appropriately skimpy shorts and cut offs, I’ll be all about it.
There needs to be a “Modern Himbo” store so finding clothes like these isn’t such a chore.
Belly too fat for the cut off shirt; ass not fat enough for the cut off shorts.
Wear the shorts on your chest and the shirt on your butt?
Survivorship bias…
I'm turning 30 in January, and I'm quite self concious of my belly :(
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The weather
A sense of dignity.
Because it looks dumb af and always did?
Just like the hairstyles everyone had in the 80's. There's a reason no one really dresses like that and it's because generally everyone realized how dumb it really was.
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Too many scars.
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2 down votes.
I have real scars, I am embarrassed greatly by how they make me look, even though I could otherwise pull off this look as I am in decent shape.
Guess body shaming is still cool to do to guys.
Scars are cool
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Social contracts about decency.
Are you ok, comments? Check your body dysphoria, if you can, that isn't healthy.
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I went to a 70's themed costume party once and wore short jean shorts like that. Let's just say they only work when you wear tighty whiteys not boxers
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