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[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 165 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 70 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dudes missing Ukraine and Russia. He's slacking.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago (10 children)

A "come and take it" bumper sticker next to one of those all religions "coexist" bumper stickers. A Christian fish and a pentagram.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Lol perfect. This is making me think of those fridge magnets you can rearrange to say different things, but for cars.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Maybe someone should let him know about his choices.

[–] Ascend910@lemmy.ml 86 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 42 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I like (hate?) this one more

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you made that just for this thread, I applaud your waste of time for our entertainment.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 78 points 2 months ago
[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 73 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Gay white nationalist. A Bubba who digs Bubbas.

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Confederates hate America though.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only if you demand logical consistency of thought, i.e. if facts matter.

[–] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They are in it for the vibes more than the anything

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 64 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"The South Rides Dick Again!"

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

I do feel the need to point out that the truck is parked near a BJ's Brewhouse...

[–] Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz 61 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Came across a truck in a southern town covered in stickers of anime traps (some were borderline hentai), gay pride stickers, and a whole lot of gun stickers. They had a bumper sticker that said something like "the only thing straight about me is my shooting".

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 27 points 2 months ago

If anyone deserves the right to bare arms, it's femboys. Not everyone looks good in dresses with sleeves!

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[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 56 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They support pride in all of its various forms, whether white pride or gay pride.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Indeed they seem to be particular proud about all the right and wrong things.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 54 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"I will fuck any of my slaves"

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (3 children)

We have ample evidence of the sexual abuse of enslaved women - you can see that in the skin color of most black folks who live in the US.

We know they raped their male slaves too, but it doesn’t produce physical evidence. But a lot of the obsession with the size of black men’s penises starts in the mid 1800s.

The Delectable Negro is a fascinating read about disturbingly erotic cannibalism of enslaved folks. They ate Nat Turner after they put his rebellion down, and the descriptions are just weird.

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Read Wikipedia

Holy fuck they made purses out of the guy and they're still figuring out which skull is his. What. The. Fuck.

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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I have someone near my home who flies those exact same flags, so it made me think. My state bled for the Union, so it's not a "southern pride" flag.

I came to the conclusion American Pride, Gay Pride, And White Pride aren't exclusive XD

You can be love America, be gay, and hate minorities all at the same time, what a country

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] masinko@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think I'm more confused by spongebob playing in the background more than anything.

[–] Finadil@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bottom of their sign says: "SpongeBob SquarePants fan club meetings in Tyron's mom's basement. Every Wednesday at 7:30PM"

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[–] markpaskal@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you use Tumblr to get pictures of handsome working men / military men / etc, you see a lot of this crap coming from the same accounts sharing hot dudes. Gay men decrying "wokeism" and hating on trans people and immigrants.

Being gay unfortunately does not correllate with intelligence.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah no kidding, otherwise Log Cabin Republicans wouldn't exist. I mean why else would an LGBT+ person vote Republican unless they're just plain stupid?

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[–] Mobiledecay@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

It's that guy that tries hard to be center leaning. 🤔

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I do. They can fuck right off.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I know, but it's like... how do you hold those three things as values dear enough to you to wave flags from the back of your truck and not see the dissonance.

It's like there's a town near me and there's one house that has a big Trump/Vance flag and two Trump/Vance banners on the fence in front of their porch.

And a "proud union member" sign in their yard.

Makes no fucking sense.

[–] WaxiestSteam69@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Very few people can recognize that level of dissonance. They have twisted stuff in their minds so long it's impossible to see it.

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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 22 points 2 months ago

This is a Choose Your Own Adventure truck!

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

He’s deep in the deep fried closet, that one

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

One thing I do know is that motherfucker can’t see shit

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I think this would be less surprising if we didn't imagine LGBTQ people were one homogeneous block of political beliefs and opinions. Some of my most right-wing friends are gay.

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 months ago

The lemmy.world mind can literally not comprehend this

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

that's Dick Cheney

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Use to work with a woman who was this way. Masculine lesbian proud southerner. Verbally harassed young servers.

Puerto Rican sous chef called her go- rilla because she had massive forearms.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 12 points 2 months ago

He really loves Brokeback Mountain, but would be pissed about "forced diversity" if they remade it with one of the lead characters black.

[–] recapitated@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Mark Robinson has a pretty nice truck!

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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago

someone lost a bet

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Good ol boy on good ol boy love.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago

They can have a little arson, as a treat.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

LGBTQ+ Americans are allowed to be Dukes of Hazard fans.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Mwa@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

under 13 people after getting into politics

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