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[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Men lust after women and women lust after men. Hating one another for that is ridiculous and denies that reality.

Women are simply more selective, but their jaws tend to drop to the floor and their gazes tend to linger into creepy lengths of time over a Hugh Jackman bod or a broad shouldered designer suit that screams high net worth.

Its quite sad that people can't except one another as imperfect animals with biological baggage.

[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 226 points 2 months ago (5 children)

That is a rough looking 40.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 94 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 64 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago (3 children)

doesn't look a day over 69

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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 months ago

That's the Fart Monster 2k.

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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 217 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Truly, sometimes the simplest explanation is the truest.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 57 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] Technoguyfication@sh.itjust.works 161 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Judge him all you want but he tells it like it is

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 205 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (7 children)

I mean fear of the unknown is stronger than fear of the known in most cases.

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 27 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I, TOO WOULD LIKE PICTURES OF BOOBS IN MY INBOX!

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[–] nailingjello@lemmy.zip 152 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Guess I'm the only one who read her post and thought the wives were the ones following the young Women.

[–] Kiwi_fella@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's a perfectly legitimate way to interpret the text, and might even be true.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah it’s a poorly constructed sentence isn’t it

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[–] spacecadet@lemm.ee 90 points 2 months ago (18 children)

I’m not an old dude, but I mean these women need that crowd to make money. It’s weird calling them creeps but at the same time they are posting nearly nude photos of themselves publicly on social media. Who do they think is following that content? Physicists at CERN calculating the new gravitation force off of your oversized diaper butt BBL? medical doctors determining the tolerance a 115lb woman with 1000cc of silicone can tolerate? Get real, you’re posting your tits because you know exactly those types of dudes will follow and you can either trick them into giving you money for feet pics or buying you a weekend in Dubai.

These 22 year old “model influencers” will be begging for these old dudes to pay them attention when they hit the wall in 5 years.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 111 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Yea, those busted 27 year olds. Wtf

[–] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 93 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Yeah, they kind of had a point until they busted out the incel-speak at the end.

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 68 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

That "hit the wall" stuff is always hilariously transparent. It's a self-soothe. "She won't be worth it in a few years anyway so you're not missing out."

I'm 38 and the wall where I stop getting unwanted attention sure never seems to come. Which is disappointing. I'm really looking forward to my crone era.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Your comment very much reminds me of an episode of 30 Rock in which Liz Lemon starts dressing like an old crone and acting crazy on the subway to secure a place to sit.

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[–] Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey bro physicists beat off too.

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[–] caboose2006@lemmy.ca 72 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fart monster two k telling it like it is

[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 months ago

To Dr. Iver Mectin

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

🇲🇦‼️ Older men following young women

✅👌 On instagram

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[–] sznowicki@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I don’t follow any of them yet they still flood my instagram „search“ tab.

Not that I complain.

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[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (53 children)

I always find it peculiar and proof of self-hatred that humans are so averse and judgemental about reveling in our sexuality.

It's a major part of who we all are, whether we choose to deny that or not. Cultures and world religions always run by monied interests would prefer we spend our time miserable collecting more for their dragon hoard piles as they live in hyper-decadent debauchery, and most of us have been too fucked in the head with sexual and "don't be laaaazy" shame to be fixable, but humanity would have been so much happier if we spent less time sacrificing ourselves to the God of economic metastasis and more time fucking, especially in an age of birth control.

We might not even have put ourselves on the express lane to self-extinction we're currently careening down in search of more treasure for the masters.

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sex is free, fun, and everyone can do it. We can't have that in capitalism, why would people work for money?

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[–] Blackout@fedia.io 36 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Something tells me she's not a real doctor.

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[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Men liking pictures of beautiful women is not weird. I think it's weirder that our economic system incentivizes selling empty sexuality and even emptier engagement from consumers of it.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Men following attractive women. So weird.

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[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

Let people like what they like, whether it's looking at girls online, cosplay, sports, or being an insufferable cunt on social media.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I wish more women in their late 40s showed pictures of their boobs so I can follow them. Because even MILF porn is like women who are maybe 40 most of the time and I'm attracted most to women my age. I just am.

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[–] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 19 points 2 months ago

I thinks it's weird when people choose to make their online profiles open to the public then get upset when people view their content.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's literally the only reason I signed up for Instagram, but over half of my feed has become wholesome videos of people doing arts & crafts, woodworking, cooking, animals, inspiring vignettes, graphic design hacks, and bunch of other things. As cool as those other things are, I just wanted to see boobies.

And one of the weirdest things about Instagram, is that nudity is banned UNLESS the woman is breastfeeding (and a few other scenarios). So this seems to have spawned a weird sort of genre of what appears to be breastfeeding porn, women who are posting nude videos of themselves while breastfeeding, specifically to get around the nudity ban. It's kind of weird and exploitative, I don't really understand why it's allowed (except for educational purposes, but these videos don't seem to meet that bar). It's like, showing breasts is offensive because kids might be able to see nudity and we don't want kids seeing nude women... unless we film the nudity with kids in it, then that magically makes it ok.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dr Iver Mectin

This is a good bit.

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