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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Talking about a hard 31? I figured she was in her late 50's.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

The woman gets a new facelift ever six months. She is exactly the kind of person Trump fucks with.

[–] Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world 214 points 3 days ago (9 children)

Holy crap, she's 31? She looks like a 60 year old that had extensive work to kind of look 40.

[–] lewdian69@lemmy.world 46 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Her chin in this picture literally looks like that guy from the black and white meme I didn't know the name of... or handsome Squidward

[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 30 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)
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[–] grue@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

Jigsaw from the horror movies.

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[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

Hate ages you like few other things.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago

I keep telling people she doesn't look human, and now knowing her age it's now worse.

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[–] swan@lemmy.world 78 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Wait, that chick is 31 years old?? Jesus I thought she was mid 40s

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 12 points 2 days ago

When you get the same plastic surgery old women get it makes you look like an old woman.

[–] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 39 points 3 days ago

Parts of her are only few months old.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 18 points 2 days ago (4 children)
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[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 115 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Wait, odor issues? This one is new to me.

But...just a reminder on "family values"

  • The orange turd is on his 3rd wife

  • Has at least 6 kids across those 3 wives

  • While wifo #3 was pregnant with one of his crotch fruit, he paid to bang a porn star

  • Has openly admitted to blatant sexual assault of women

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 43 points 3 days ago (2 children)

There was a lot of talk about how it looks like Donald Trump wears adult diapers, due to some “strange bulging” in pants. It was repudiated that some of his entourage (both as a reality TV star and as a president in the white house) also said that he smelled terrible.

All hearsay and conjecture. But also I personally don’t care enough for a full gas chromatographic analysis of his stink lines for confirmation.

[–] Malek061@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's not heresy. There are people on the apprentice that confirm him shitting his pants.

https://youtu.be/W5uqAavJPAo?si=jKZFHnG7r7i3J04Y

[–] nick@midwest.social 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Heresy or hearsay? Big diff ;D

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[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Repudiated means to strongly deny.

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

looks like an autocorrect error to me; based on context, I bet they meant "reported."

Good clarification either way, though, especially since it dramatically changes the meaning of the sentence

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Oh, no, I just frequently use words where I philanthropy their meaning.

[–] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Oh, no, I just frequently use words where I philanthropy their meaning.

Filibuster.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He didn’t pay to bang a porn star, he paid to try to silence her after he decided to run for president.

[–] 14th_cylon@lemm.ee 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He ALSO paid to make her shut up, but she definitely didn't fuck him because of his personal charm...

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[–] plz1@lemmy.world 60 points 3 days ago (2 children)

She's only 31? Man, at what point do cosmetic surgeons feel guilty about continuing that mutilation?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Many surgeons justify their actions by reasoning that if they don’t perform the surgery, the dysmorphic patient will just go to sketchier and sketchier places until they get what they want, and end up getting infected etc. I’m honestly not sure how I feel about that reasoning.

[–] vividspecter@lemm.ee 30 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I’m honestly not sure how I feel about that reasoning.

It's the drug dealers' defense. Which has also been used for justifying the continued export of coal.

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[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago

31 lol. Try 55.

Or she wants something from him enough to ignore it. The leaders of maga are almost entirely cynical. Men like Trump, powerful and vain, attract predators that sometimes look like sycophants. "Oh sweetie you banged me like a man half your age, and they say you're not virile." "They probably think that because you are letting the libs walk all over everyone." "Of course you are if they're doing it and you're God's messenger on earth they succeed because you let them" "Oh silly, I don't know anything about that, but steve was talking about something interesting the other day"

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 40 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Tinfoil hats on please...

...what if the republican party is staging all the infighting to draw attention away from the debate?

The debate has already left the news cycle but pet eating refugees remain topical.

Welcome to the modern media.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 3 days ago

They dubbed this "The Trump Show" during the 2016 election. An unending chain of increasingly deranged acts and reactions by other Republicans that dominate the news cycle and don't allow any news about then Clinton, now Harris. No news is the same as bad news this close to the election,

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Is that supposed to be Trump?

I guess he lost 60 pounds and his thumb is double jointed now.

[–] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well. He did lose weight, allegedly from Ozempic and Adderall, but that does seem like a pretty flattering picture. And his thumbs are double jointed/flexible. You can see it all the time when he plays his invisible accordion.

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[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Trump is taking ozempic (allegedly).

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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 41 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Anthony Scaramucci, the short, short time Trump appointee owns a New York restaurant where Sugar Baby/Sugar Daddy parties have been held.

In order to make sure that the women are desperate, the usual invitation list favors the men. If they have 30 potential Daddies, they invite 40 or more women.

https://ny.eater.com/2018/4/17/17242252/anthony-scaramucci-midtown-restaurant-sugar-daddy

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If she's willing to have his nuts on her chin, I don't think she minds the odor.

[–] Starb3an@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

I'm surprised no one commented on "Melania, Trump's imported model wife"

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Wym, she has a great sense of smell! She can sniff out the laundered money and the imitation gold chandeliers. 🤑

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 30 points 3 days ago

Probably more that she's angling for her slice of the inheritance.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There is no way that woman is 31. She is at least 40.

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[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 days ago

Nasty woman.

Nasty man.

[–] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Absolutely everything about this is sad.

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