This is only hilarious because I'm not T-Swizzle. Lunch thieves are the worst, and this is comedic gold.
this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2024
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if someone keeps stealing your sandwiches, replace an ingredient with shards of glass!
edit
seems people took this joke seriously ๐
I am 95% sure that this is illegal, at least in California. Which is a little disappointing, but just letting you know.
It's illegal in most places.
However, it's perfectly legal to put in enough sriracha to ruin someone's day, as long as you can handle it.
This is why I eat spicy food for every meal. I'm playing the long game.
Sriracha would only inconvenience the common sandwich thief. Gotta go at least habanero or higher to deter the average joe. You might want to step up to scorpion, ghost, or reaper if you want effects to be immediately apparent to the non spice head.
I recommend to use extremely hot chilli Instead.
You are advocating for at best food poisoning or at worse attempted murder.
Am i the only one here that doesnt think this is genuine? I cant have fun with a meme like this if i feel is faked
I think it is fake. Though I enjoyed it like a funny show with a suspension of belief.
Definitely not real but I still enjoyed the bit.
I only enjoyed because it was fake. Otherwise it'd just be petty office bullshit, which is no fun for anyone.
In real life you would just wait to see who's putting up the messages
Has to be fake.
Am I the only one who can't read a thing not even zoomed up? Is it not Pixel Thief instead?
It depends on your client. In Sync, you need to click into the post then the image to get full resolution. Clicking the image from the front page just blows up the thumbnail
Thanks. I had the same complaint and it worked for me.
It's perfectly readable through Voyager
Look in your settings or upper corner - it's loading low res to load fast. There's either an HD button or HD option somewhere in your app
This! Thank you
Connect for Lemmy displays it correctly.
Client issue?
Where can I donate so you can afford more pixels?
If you're using Sync, view the image from the comments section to see the original quality.
I was waiting for: dear sandwich theif, this is IT. We have the printer logs. HR brought us donuts. Your move.
Angering HR? No problemo. IT? I wouldn't dare...
It's not like HR values only the welfare of the company and isn't just there to provide the illusion that employees matter to them.
I'd let it go the moment I see the thief's filthy hands on my sandwich.
I'm swiss, what is a swiss sandwich?
Swiss cheese on the sandwich. Not a Swiss sandwich
I don't suppose you could change this to a slide show? It is a very long image.
Why was this edited
This meme is probably like 10 years old. ๐
Bye Francis!
Classic HR coming in to ruin the fun. Can't have anything because of them.
I mean, this guy stole someone else's lunch. This is like saying cops are bad after they arrested a drug kingpin.
HR - Happiness Ruiner
Well, certainly can't have pizza.
I dunno, it kinda felt like she was playing along... within the constraints of still doing her job. Printing out a whole paper to say "No." when a sticky note would suffice, for example.
HR exists to protect the company, which makes them cops, which makes them bastards oppressing the poor and hungry as seen above
If your comment is sarcasm, then it's brilliant.