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[โ€“] naticus@lemmy.world 59 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is only hilarious because I'm not T-Swizzle. Lunch thieves are the worst, and this is comedic gold.

[โ€“] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

if someone keeps stealing your sandwiches, replace an ingredient with shards of glass!

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seems people took this joke seriously ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I am 95% sure that this is illegal, at least in California. Which is a little disappointing, but just letting you know.

[โ€“] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

However, it's perfectly legal to put in enough sriracha to ruin someone's day, as long as you can handle it.

This is why I eat spicy food for every meal. I'm playing the long game.

[โ€“] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

Sriracha would only inconvenience the common sandwich thief. Gotta go at least habanero or higher to deter the average joe. You might want to step up to scorpion, ghost, or reaper if you want effects to be immediately apparent to the non spice head.

[โ€“] cows_are_underrated 8 points 3 months ago

I recommend to use extremely hot chilli Instead.

[โ€“] slazer2au@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

You are advocating for at best food poisoning or at worse attempted murder.