this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2024
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hmmm

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Rule 1: All post titles except for meta posts should be just plain "hmmm" and nothing else, no emotes, no capitalisation, no extending it to "hmmmm" etc.

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[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

DIY bidet, DDT sprayer, or maybe a flamethrower

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

maybe a flamethrower

For the swift shave...

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Those flame throwers they use on cow udders comes to mind

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The what now?

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Search "flame clipping udders"

[–] Zier@fedia.io 13 points 1 month ago

Bidet? or Bidon't?

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 10 points 1 month ago

It's a bid-HEYYYYY!!!

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

For a while i was thinking why are they making a toilet into a propane powered smeltry

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A pressure washer would be more effective.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I hate it when I'm done with my bidet and I still have my skin

[–] ValenThyme@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago

my dad worked at a paint shop in the 80's and a new guy tried to take a drink from the commercial pressure washer on his first (and last) day. He survived but needed a lot of facial surgery. You would assume anyone would immediately see that it's not a good idea but nope!

[–] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hello, mod here! Please change your title to "hmmm". Thank you. 🧐

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

puts on mod hat Ahh yes that's an infraction let me get that taken care of. Thank you for reporting your fellow citizen.

[–] lesnout27@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

The design is very human.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Now just put some kool aid in there and you have the perfect tool to wash your mouth from the taste of puke after too many drinks.

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You made me puke in my mouth a little bit

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Cool!

[–] DerArzt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Adapt Overcome Improvise

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Uncle Jasper, why does it smell like acetylene in here?

[–] ChanchoManco@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Useful to get rid of those pesky lice.