Anon is definitely full of shit.
this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2024
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I must evacuate my bowels, through my anus, into a porcelain bowl.
Not any more!
And this is from an authority on anal expulsions!
How exactly did the random stranger know he was an English speaker?
If you have ever had a good bout of food poisoning that cleans you out I guarantee you’re bitching and swearing about it when in the throes of it. So if the story were real I’d bet there was plenty of choice English for people nearby to pick up on.
Probably the smell?
He didn't pray to Allah to save him, or make deals with him about changing your ways if you heal me from this misery.
There nothing like food poisoning to make you religious and reassess your entire life.
I hope I never get that sick ever again.
Enter the Sandman
Say your prayers, little one
Don't forget, my son, to include everyone.
Sleep with one eye open
Bro, you skipped a couple lines. The next part is, "I tuck you in, warm within, keep you free from sin, till the Sandman, he comes." Then you sleep with one eye open while gripping your pillow tight.
Sleep with brown eye open
Well I have a new way to weird out strangers having a time in the public facilities.