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[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't forget, my son, to include everyone.

[–] spacecadet@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

Bro, you skipped a couple lines. The next part is, "I tuck you in, warm within, keep you free from sin, till the Sandman, he comes." Then you sleep with one eye open while gripping your pillow tight.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Sleep with brown eye open