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I use this so often…. Thank you
Who is that guy?
One of the asshats on Fox News. Don't recall his name.
Jesse Watters
Jesse “Weirdo” Watters
Jesse "Asshat" Watters
Come on people, we can be generous here, don't be stingy with words.
Jesse "Weird-Ass-Cheater" Watters.
I was gonna go with Jesse "Wears His Ass as a Hat-ers" Watt-ers, but yeah I guess that works too.
Jesse Weirders
Isn’t he always talking about dicks?
People are saying he talks abouf cock— a lot
Jessie Twatters. Total cunt and some say he is overcompensating for secretly being gay and imbecile
People are saying he’s in the closet
FYI Twat rhymes with splat or tat. Please disregard if that degenerate's name is pronounced that way, I just assume his is pronounced like "water" and am not American
FYI Twat rhymes with splat or tat
Here in Freedomstan we say "twott", of course. Once years ago I said "twat" around my then-girlfriend who told me I was pronouncing it wrong. I was expecting her to tell me it was supposed to be pronounced "twatt" but she said it was supposed to be pronounced "twah" with no t sound at the end. It turns out she thought everybody was trying to say the French word toit.
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie
Looks like Jesse Waters.
Yeah, why am I supposed to know who the FUCK this is?
I'm so disappointed in you.
I believe he's also the one that let the air out of his coworkers' tires so he could innocently show up and give her a ride home.
I didn't know that he already had a family before he fucked it up, but I'm not surprised. This guy has the smug vibe of a serial killer that hasn't been caught yet, very punchable face/10
When he got the fox spot his mom called him on air and basically asked him not to do what everyone on fox gets hired to do, like skew news and stir hate. She must be so disappointed in how he turned out.
What a bunch of weirdos
Which weird republican is that? I'm guessing Hawley just because he's a shitbag, but it could be just about any of them.
Is that Jesse Waters? I hesitate to use "News" anchor as his title. I think The Boys turned him into Cameron Coleman.
I think that character was supposed to be an amalgamation, so you're kinda right. I was getting Tucker Carlson vibes everytime I saw him. That "grown man in a bowtie who desperately wants to hard R it" kinda energy.
14 years younger than himself, his wife or this twin daughters?
Yes
Thanks for clarification!
Not just creepy… weird
Democrats made me do it.
Damn captain archer had it rough after Enterprise.
I'm usually a believer in half your age plus seven, but is there ever a point where it stops being weird that you were a teenager before the other person was even born?
Anywhere past 40. At 27, barring some unrelated issue, you’re capable of ascertaining what you want in a partner.
Edit: now, if you had met them before they were in their 20s, it gets a bit weirder but not much. If you met them as a kid, it gets substantially weirder.
~~_Nope. 80 year olds dating 47 year olds is fine. They are both adults.
Bit sketch on the low end though. People younger than 30 don't know anything._~~
I misread. Once being a teenager is hard to remember for the younger person. Certainly by 40.
It's probably going to depend on the two people and their relationship. If they get hung up on their past experiences being different, then it won't work well. If they have similar likes and goals now and that's what the relationship is about, then the age difference probably won't be a factor. There are plenty of people of the same age or off by a few years that don't get along at all.
Let's analyze.
2X - (X+7) = 13
Solve for X=20. So 40 and 27.
That's the lower limit of the rule that says it's okay. Is it weird for a 40 year old to date a 27 year old? I'm going to say no. At 27, you're an adult and you've been an adult for awhile. At 40 you're not quite, but close to middle aged. Both are kinda in the ballpark age-wise, just on different ends.
As you get older, that 13 year gap is going to feel even smaller.
76 is the average lifespan for Americans. So by 38, you're middle aged.
Cheating on your spouse is practically a prerequisite for his job
This the guy who fucked a couch or was this the guy who paid a minor to travel across state lines to fuck?
There’s always hope. This is proof anyone can get laid.
That's just them being weird?
He is disregarding traditional values.