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[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 51 points 1 month ago (3 children)

My and Me are pronouns you stupid fucking possum

[–] Beaver@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did you just assume my species?

[–] Kashmir@midwest.social 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Furries are great fucking people.

Helpful, accepting and won’t hate you because you pooped your pants that one time.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

But the second time you do it, then they're merciless 😢

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But what do you talk about with a furry other than their Gentoo install?

[–] Luccus 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

May I interest you in a 4-hour lecture on the figs, kumquats, cherimoyas and jungle cacti I grow in my living room, followed by a 2-hour tirade on certain web frameworks?

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago

Currently, perhaps CrowdStrike.

I wanted to link to this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYWom6vHy80 , but unfortunately the OP removed it.
However, all is not lost. Archive.org is again being a Chad by even archiving YouTube videos, albeit at a lower quality: https://web.archive.org/web/20240719212149/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYWom6vHy80

Since the heavy archived YouTube website takes ages to load, here's a link to archived video file directly

[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 4 points 1 month ago

and won't hate you because you pooped your pants that one time.

But what about the other time?

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Opossum, not possum.

[–] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Got damn possum I ain't got no tree FIDDY

[–] amio@kbin.run 31 points 1 month ago

my/me

hmmm....

pronouns are none, do not refer

[–] MechaGrima@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

do not refer to me

...And that's what we programmers call a memory leak!

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also, please do not observe me. Or make any sudden moves in my vicinity. I am feral and have anxiety

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

This is like the chicken game, isn't it?

[–] istanbullu@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 month ago (6 children)

My native language (Türkish) does not have grammatical gender. Gender in grammar is just silly and useless.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I need to know which inanimate objects I can fuck without it being gay, constantinoplelu.

[–] istanbullu@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

pretty sure it's all gay.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

No. Language needs as many possible structures and rules as well as millions of exceptions and oddities so it is really hard to learn.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's part of why I just use They in English for everyone. Less having to learn people's whatever; I don't care. You're cis male he? Don't care, you're a they now. More room left in brain. We can fix this shit right now.

[–] istanbullu@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

We do have a distinction between singular 'they' and plural 'they'. It's helpful.

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You’re cis male he? Don’t care, you’re a they now.

Now you're back to not respecting peoples pronouns

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

I don't have enough bandwidth to remember everyone's names, let alone their pronouns. This is the compromise.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Based and ottoman-pilled

[–] botorfj@lemdro.id 2 points 1 month ago

average O enjoyer

[–] shiftymccool@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

I can't agree more

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I do not use pronouns, and I don't think you or they should use them either.

[–] cooopsspace@infosec.pub 6 points 1 month ago

I, you, they, them

Based

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

AceFuzzLord can't wait for the use of all pronouns to be banned and English papers won't be legally allowed to use basic words such as "I", "Me", "You", etcetera. That'll teach the libs!

/s

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

what, which, who, whom, whose, this, that, these, and those, everybody, either, none, and something,

Amongothers. It's ironic conservatives know so little grammar that they can't even add "personal" to before "pronouns" to make it at least slightly more accurate, but no.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

None ate the cabbages. None then went home full and happy.