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[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 51 points 3 months ago (3 children)

My and Me are pronouns you stupid fucking possum

[–] Beaver@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Did you just assume my species?

[–] Kashmir@midwest.social 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Furries are great fucking people.

Helpful, accepting and won’t hate you because you pooped your pants that one time.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

But the second time you do it, then they're merciless 😢

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

But what do you talk about with a furry other than their Gentoo install?

[–] Luccus 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

May I interest you in a 4-hour lecture on the figs, kumquats, cherimoyas and jungle cacti I grow in my living room, followed by a 2-hour tirade on certain web frameworks?

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 months ago

Currently, perhaps CrowdStrike.

I wanted to link to this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYWom6vHy80 , but unfortunately the OP removed it.
However, all is not lost. Archive.org is again being a Chad by even archiving YouTube videos, albeit at a lower quality: https://web.archive.org/web/20240719212149/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYWom6vHy80

Since the heavy archived YouTube website takes ages to load, here's a link to archived video file directly

[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 4 points 3 months ago

and won't hate you because you pooped your pants that one time.

But what about the other time?

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Opossum, not possum.

[–] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Got damn possum I ain't got no tree FIDDY