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Stop comparing programming languages
︎ ︎ ︎ ned
Actual definitions (my opinion):
PHP is old
Same age as Ruby, Java and JavaScript, but younger than Python, C, and C++. 😛
I'm guessing they meant "old" as in "no one uses it anymore, it's dead"
Don’t tell my bosses that. Or the PHP community as a whole for that matter. Then I might have to get a real job.
I'm sorry. If you exclude the millions of sites using it, it is virtually unused.
Meanwhile PHP quietly runs 80% of the internet by being used for WordPress.
Python is NameError: name 'term_to_describe_python' is not defined
JavaScript is [object Object]
Ruby is TypeError: Int can't be coerced into String
C is segmentation fault
C++
Java is
Exception in thread "main" java.lang.NullPointerException: Cannot read the termToDescribeJava because is null at ThrowNullExcep.main(ThrowNullExcep.java:7)
Exec.main(ThrowNullExcep.java:7)
type inference failed. The value of the type parameter K should be mentioned in input typesunused variableCompiling term v0.1.0 (/home/james/projects/Term)C++ is std::__cxx11::list<std::__shared_ptr<table, (__gnu_cxx::_Lock_policy)0>, std::allocator<std::__shared_ptr<table, (__gnu_cxx::_Lock_policy)0> > >::erase(std::_List_const_iterator<std::__shared_ptr<table, (__gnu_cxx::_Lock_policy)0> >) /usr/include/c++/12/bits/list.tcc:158
The only reason to use AI in programming is to simplify C++ error messages.
Rust is downloading 1546 dependencies
I'll happily download 63928 depends so long as it continues to work. And it does, unlike python projects that also download 2352 depends but in the process brick every other python program on your system
If you're not using a venv for python development, that's kind of on you
Good for you. Not all of us have terabytes of free space on our computers.
Java is robust haha
Mfw Rustaceans don't exist :(
Also, JavaScript...why are you the way you are? Does anyone have advice for learning it so it makes sense? I can't even get tutorial projects to run properly...
Just accept it, all languages suck
"There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses."
That’s why Haskell is so loved. Nobody uses it.
I love how after a decade pandoc is still Haskell's "killer app". smh
I mean to be fair, that's a pretty useful tool.
Are those adjectives randomly chosen?
Yeah, JavaScript powerful? How?
good luck doing frontend development without it, but it can also do backend development
it can do everything
C++ is... I got nothing.
C++ is inferior to Rust and should be used in no new projects unless it is absolutely necessary
I could go on
Go on...
Don't give them ideas
The only reason I use C++ is because that's what all the main audio plugin tools use. It's warty and annoying, although I'm confused why Java would rank higher
So we just ignore JavaScript being on that list at sll?
I shit on JavaScript for years... but Deno (built around Rust) is honestly one of the most pleasant tools I've used for development, and you get all the completion in VS Code.
What happens if I run paint splatters through OCR? Hmmmmm that random output looks like Perl. Holy shit it is Perl!
This actually happening is one reason I love the internet.