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[–] missandry351@lemmings.world 15 points 6 days ago

Literally paying to work

[–] kiku 395 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They finally found a way to make money off of AI

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago
[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 236 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Is shit like this counted when they list the number of open job in the country?

[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 89 points 1 week ago

Knowing how backwards things are here, yeah probably

[–] drkt@scribe.disroot.org 36 points 1 week ago

Yes, that's the point.

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago

Almost certainly, they're counting on their "audits" consisting of a script that looks for "$500 per week" in the descriotion to confirm that they're posting ads.

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[–] TokenEffort@sh.itjust.works 144 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 107 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"But you're not considering how valuable this experience will be!"

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So much to evade that gap in the resume

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (5 children)

What gap?

I've not been unemployed, I've been under a strict NDA for a very private employer. No, I'm not allowed their share their contact information. Sorry.

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[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Do not let this person split up a bill for your restaurant party, folks

(I'm only joking, but I think you did the math the wrong way, $500x12=$6k)

Edit: yep.I'm an idiot, thanks folks, my poor example will stand as a testament to others, don't shame yourself publicly like this and pay attention in school!

[–] cAUzapNEAGLb@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

$500 per week - 500x48=24k with 4 weeks of thankfully "unpaid" vacation

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

United States

4 weeks of vacation

Lol

If the employee “works” every day of the year they earn -$26000

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My longest vacation was 3 months.*

* …after I got laid off.

[–] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's per week.

500 x 4 = 2000/month

2000 x 12 = 24k

By all means i'd love to split restaurant bills with you ;)

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[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 108 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Join, pay, request chargeback from your card company.

When they dispute it: “The position clearly says unpaid. So I won’t pay.”

Use AI to expand this argument to 10 pages. Bonus points for citing nonexistent court decisions.

[–] Hupf 2 points 6 days ago

Also bonus times for writing those prompts on company time.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 week ago

Bonus points for citing nonexistent court decisions.

That comes for free with using an LLM to make the argument.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 94 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Getting really nervous when my office computer sign-on keeps prompting me to enter my credit card information.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Please report for organ harvesting on Thursday at nine.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Scheduling conflict. Can we do chloroform at lunch instead?

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[–] pacology@lemmy.world 77 points 1 week ago

Amateurs. Just call the weekly fee tuition, the position a research assistant, and the company a university and they are all set.

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 70 points 1 week ago

Hey, sorry overworked employees. I posted an ad to fill a position so we have enough wiggle room to let you breathe for once, but no one applied. Well, back to work!

[–] Eiri@lemmy.ca 58 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everytime I hear about the need to pay to do a job, my mind immediately jumps to pyramid scheme.

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[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seriously though… is this shit real?

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago

Apparently this was some sort of job posting "experiment" from a couple of years ago.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago

this will be a competitive prompt engineer salary in about two years time.

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 43 points 1 week ago

Apply just to not pay and have the position terminated

[–] Brumefey@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The fact that I’m wondering if it serious or a joke, is worrisome…

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's definitely a joke or some sort of weird art statement, the only thing that bothers me is that I once got my decade-old account banned from LinkedIn for posting a job that they decided was discriminatory because it had a language requirement, and yet somehow this has passed their filters?

[–] Brumefey@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

You say definitely but it could be serious. In China there are people who pay to work, to avoid being « flagged » as unemployed, which apparently is worse than paying for a fake job.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well... it's not an unpaid internship, we're just not splitting hairs on who's getting paid.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Hungary unofficially have pay for internship positions thanks to extremely corrupt HR departments, and internship time mandates from colleges. Basically it ruined my dream of getting a college degree, because at my age especially, it would have cost me a small fortune.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I get that the glib answer will be "so they can make money"

But what is the actual thought process they are pretending to go through here? Cause the experience of being a prompt engineer is not some sought after experience like how people pay to be movie PAs for free or work as an artist assistant.

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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

No, but it's something similar. It's stupid.

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[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 20 points 1 week ago

Cross posting this to shitty million dollar ideas. This is the kind of out of the box thinking that we need to increase corporate profits and pump up those numbers. You are a real go getter here. good job.

[–] Sibshops@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago (5 children)
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[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 11 points 1 week ago

I wonder if this job is targeted to a specific person so that the person it's for will apply, but no one else will

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Besides the obvious ripoff, is there some sort of fraudulent or tax reason why they would make the employee pay for it?

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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

big brain move

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I’m very been a Netflix employee for years.

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