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[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 70 points 6 days ago
[–] Brumefey@sh.itjust.works 37 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The fact that I’m wondering if it serious or a joke, is worrisome…

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's definitely a joke or some sort of weird art statement, the only thing that bothers me is that I once got my decade-old account banned from LinkedIn for posting a job that they decided was discriminatory because it had a language requirement, and yet somehow this has passed their filters?

[–] Brumefey@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

You say definitely but it could be serious. In China there are people who pay to work, to avoid being « flagged » as unemployed, which apparently is worse than paying for a fake job.

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 43 points 6 days ago

Apply just to not pay and have the position terminated

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 49 points 6 days ago

this will be a competitive prompt engineer salary in about two years time.

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 50 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Seriously though… is this shit real?

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 45 points 6 days ago

Apparently this was some sort of job posting "experiment" from a couple of years ago.

[–] missandry351@lemmings.world 15 points 5 days ago

Literally paying to work

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 34 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well... it's not an unpaid internship, we're just not splitting hairs on who's getting paid.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

Hungary unofficially have pay for internship positions thanks to extremely corrupt HR departments, and internship time mandates from colleges. Basically it ruined my dream of getting a college degree, because at my age especially, it would have cost me a small fortune.

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

The successful candidate

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

I’m very been a Netflix employee for years.

[–] kiku 395 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They finally found a way to make money off of AI

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago
[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 236 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Is shit like this counted when they list the number of open job in the country?

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 21 points 6 days ago

Almost certainly, they're counting on their "audits" consisting of a script that looks for "$500 per week" in the descriotion to confirm that they're posting ads.

[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 89 points 1 week ago

Knowing how backwards things are here, yeah probably

[–] drkt@scribe.disroot.org 36 points 1 week ago

Yes, that's the point.

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[–] TokenEffort@sh.itjust.works 143 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 107 points 1 week ago (9 children)
[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"But you're not considering how valuable this experience will be!"

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So much to evade that gap in the resume

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (5 children)

What gap?

I've not been unemployed, I've been under a strict NDA for a very private employer. No, I'm not allowed their share their contact information. Sorry.

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[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 108 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Join, pay, request chargeback from your card company.

When they dispute it: “The position clearly says unpaid. So I won’t pay.”

Use AI to expand this argument to 10 pages. Bonus points for citing nonexistent court decisions.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 6 days ago

Bonus points for citing nonexistent court decisions.

That comes for free with using an LLM to make the argument.

[–] Hupf 2 points 5 days ago

Also bonus times for writing those prompts on company time.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 94 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Getting really nervous when my office computer sign-on keeps prompting me to enter my credit card information.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Please report for organ harvesting on Thursday at nine.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Scheduling conflict. Can we do chloroform at lunch instead?

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[–] pacology@lemmy.world 77 points 1 week ago

Amateurs. Just call the weekly fee tuition, the position a research assistant, and the company a university and they are all set.

Hey, sorry overworked employees. I posted an ad to fill a position so we have enough wiggle room to let you breathe for once, but no one applied. Well, back to work!

[–] Eiri@lemmy.ca 58 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Everytime I hear about the need to pay to do a job, my mind immediately jumps to pyramid scheme.

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 6 days ago

If you need to pay for something, it is a huge red flag.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Does whatever country this is posted from not have a minimum wage? Screenshot says USA, I thought they did have one?

[–] Eiri@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago

Yes, but since volunteering is a thing, they may think they're in the clear. Doubt they are though.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I get that the glib answer will be "so they can make money"

But what is the actual thought process they are pretending to go through here? Cause the experience of being a prompt engineer is not some sought after experience like how people pay to be movie PAs for free or work as an artist assistant.

[–] moog@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago

That people would be so excited to "get their foot in the door of th prompt engineering job market" that theyd pay for the opportunity

[–] 11111one11111@lemmy.world -2 points 6 days ago

Someone posted above that this was from a couple years ago and done as a test to see who would respond to this type of ad sort of thing.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Unless there's actual hidden value here (possible), it's more like a joke. Chickens rarely cross the road and they're not getting paid.

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[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 20 points 1 week ago

Cross posting this to shitty million dollar ideas. This is the kind of out of the box thinking that we need to increase corporate profits and pump up those numbers. You are a real go getter here. good job.

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