this post was submitted on 20 Apr 2025
429 points (97.8% liked)

196

3095 readers
1095 users here now

Community Rules

You must post before you leave

Be nice. Assume others have good intent (within reason).

Block or ignore posts, comments, and users that irritate you in some way rather than engaging. Report if they are actually breaking community rules.

Use content warnings and/or mark as NSFW when appropriate. Most posts with content warnings likely need to be marked NSFW.

Most 196 posts are memes, shitposts, cute images, or even just recent things that happened, etc. There is no real theme, but try to avoid posts that are very inflammatory, offensive, very low quality, or very "off topic".

Bigotry is not allowed, this includes (but is not limited to): Homophobia, Transphobia, Racism, Sexism, Abelism, Classism, or discrimination based on things like Ethnicity, Nationality, Language, or Religion.

Avoid shilling for corporations, posting advertisements, or promoting exploitation of workers.

Proselytization, support, or defense of authoritarianism is not welcome. This includes but is not limited to: imperialism, nationalism, genocide denial, ethnic or racial supremacy, fascism, Nazism, Marxism-Leninism, Maoism, etc.

Avoid AI generated content.

Avoid misinformation.

Avoid incomprehensible posts.

No threats or personal attacks.

No spam.

Moderator Guidelines

Moderator Guidelines

  • Don’t be mean to users. Be gentle or neutral.
  • Most moderator actions which have a modlog message should include your username.
  • When in doubt about whether or not a user is problematic, send them a DM.
  • Don’t waste time debating/arguing with problematic users.
  • Assume the best, but don’t tolerate sealioning/just asking questions/concern trolling.
  • Ask another mod to take over cases you struggle with, if you get tired, or when things get personal.
  • Ask the other mods for advice when things get complicated.
  • Share everything you do in the mod matrix, both so several mods aren't unknowingly handling the same issues, but also so you can receive feedback on what you intend to do.
  • Don't rush mod actions. If a case doesn't need to be handled right away, consider taking a short break before getting to it. This is to say, cool down and make room for feedback.
  • Don’t perform too much moderation in the comments, except if you want a verdict to be public or to ask people to dial a convo down/stop. Single comment warnings are okay.
  • Send users concise DMs about verdicts about them, such as bans etc, except in cases where it is clear we don’t want them at all, such as obvious transphobes. No need to notify someone they haven’t been banned of course.
  • Explain to a user why their behavior is problematic and how it is distressing others rather than engage with whatever they are saying. Ask them to avoid this in the future and send them packing if they do not comply.
  • First warn users, then temp ban them, then finally perma ban them when they break the rules or act inappropriately. Skip steps if necessary.
  • Use neutral statements like “this statement can be considered transphobic” rather than “you are being transphobic”.
  • No large decisions or actions without community input (polls or meta posts f.ex.).
  • Large internal decisions (such as ousting a mod) might require a vote, needing more than 50% of the votes to pass. Also consider asking the community for feedback.
  • Remember you are a voluntary moderator. You don’t get paid. Take a break when you need one. Perhaps ask another moderator to step in if necessary.

founded 3 months ago
MODERATORS
 
top 32 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Saddam is hiding in a Schnitzelbrötchen in Erlangen?!?

[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

saddam in a schnitzelbrötchen, bashar in an optometrist, gaddafi in a dumpster

where have all the good leaders gone 😔

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

😭 we need a real leader again. im going to dig up gamal abdel nasser from his grave and resurrect him

[–] Cobrachicken@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

^^found the Templar

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

mmm, wonder bars 😋

[–] schibutzu@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What language is this supposed to be?

[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] schibutzu@lemm.ee 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well yes, but only three words are actually German and the sentence is grammatically complete fuck to the point that I'm unsure whether it's Denglish as spoken by a German or somebody pretending to be German by inserting funny German words into an English sentence. Or maybe it's an evil lizard person trying to imitate our language and humour.

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wass do you mean? Das ist perfect German if ich ever saw

[–] schibutzu@lemm.ee 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah yes my Freund, I see now. I have just verlesen myself before, tschuldigung.

[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Finally, ich finde Leute gern mich!

[–] Senseless 5 points 1 week ago

That might've just gotten me an aneurysm.

[–] 123nope567@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Ja, und me too.

[–] Sinaf@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Warum served (dient) mein schnitzel low key als Saddam Hussein hiding spot?

FIFY. It's still a mess and barely recognizable as German, but I catch myself doing something similar if I only remember the English word.

[–] schibutzu@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Ooh, that makes sense. I was thinking of served (serviert) which makes it a lot less coherent. But I see what you mean.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The creases on that guys hand are weird for some reason to me. Double-jointed thumb?

[–] addie@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

Looking at how chonky his wrist is, I suspect that "original OP" is quite a big lad and that this isn't his first schnitzel sandwich. Suspect it's more "plump thumb" than a double-joint.

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I get weird creases when I do the motion of holding a hotdog as well. Something about moving the thumb over making the skin wrinkly.
Although that is a a very defined big wrinkle where I have lots of small ones, so I guess you're right.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

I feel like I'm thumb-shaming people in this thread

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you feel less hurt now?

[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Let me tell you, folks, I was absolutely baffled—nobody has ever been as baffled as I was, believe me. I spoke to the experts, the best experts, and they all agree: I’m the best at being baffled. They’ve never seen anyone quite like me, truly. It’s incredible, really. When you look at what I’ve accomplished, it’s just tremendous. No one has ever been more baffled, and I mean that in the best way possible. We’re talking about a level of bafflement that’s off the charts!

(this was stolen from someone else)

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

who is dis sadam guy n why is he in mani funis?

[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Iraqi dictator who killed hundreds of thousands of his own people, and massacred kurds

He also invaded kuwait and there was the Iran-iraq war.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

oh hey!!!! <3 i kno u! ur the prsn from the matrix!!! ~ ~ ~ <3

oki n why is he lik - red n underground n stuff? was he burried aliv or whatevr?,,-,.-, i dun undrstnd...

alsu why is he a funi? ~lik~ ~-~ ~hitrl~ ~isn~ ~a~ ~funi~ ~as~ ~far~ ~as~ ~i~ ~kno...~ ~n~ ~alsuu~ ~killin~ ~peeps~ ~isn~ ~funi~ ~i~ ~thinks...~

or r we mekin fun of him cuz he was so awful?...

[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

oh hey!!!! <3 i kno u! ur the prsn from the matrix!!! ~ ~ ~ <3

The one and only.

oki n why is he lik - red n underground n stuff? was he burried aliv or whatevr?,,-,.-, i dun undrstnd...

It's a little complicated, but:

On December 13th, 2003, Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein was captured during Operation Red Dawn by American military forces.[1] The dictator was found hiding in a spider hole at one of two search sites in Ad-Dard, Iraq.

On December 14th, 2003, BBC[2] reported on the capture of Hussein. In the English article and its translated versions, an illustration of the spider hole Hussein was hiding in, titled "Saddam's Hiding Place," was used (English version shown below).

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/saddam-husseins-hiding-place

alsu why is he a funi? lik - hitrl isn a funi as far as i kno... n alsuu killin peeps isn funi i thinks...

See above

or r we mekin fun of him cuz he was so awful?...

Yeah, fuck him. May he rest in piss.

Anyways, obligatory:

الله يحرقك ويلعنك يا صدام يا بوزو 😂