this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2025
359 points (98.9% liked)

Not The Onion

16041 readers
1521 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

cross-posted from: https://metawire.eu/post/28912

President Trump says Chinese-made electronics are simply moving to a different levy "bucket".

all 21 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 64 points 2 weeks ago

Very stable genius

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 47 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

He excluded Smartphones because Apple (who donated to his campaign) asked for it, I think they've realized they could just straight up ask him to tariff their competition away.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

What competition does Apple have that still has a tariff? I'm a little surprised he didn't just come out and EO a program where any company that contributes X amount of dollars is exempt. Make Samsung pay also.

[–] arakhis_ 38 points 2 weeks ago
[–] zephorah@lemm.ee 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, though he calls it “the weave”

[–] Buelldozer@lemmy.today 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Trump is dumber than a bucket of hair.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I could imagine a few smart uses for a bucket of hair. How about "dumber than a potassium umbrella"?

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd go with, dumber than a thermite firesafe.

[–] thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Surely chocolate teapot is th classic. Although that tastes good - I'd wager Trump does not.

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 11 points 2 weeks ago

in my headcanon, Xi didn't call so his plans to announce a china-self-made-"deal" didn't follow through.

this is another tantrum.

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Babe wake up it’s robo-Trump’s 10th term and stocks are still sinusoidal

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

I’m so tired of this.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Dementia here we come

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Yet again he proves this true:

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

brrr line goes down the hole tomorrow

[–] kazerniel@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

The only good thing that came out of the Trump tariff is the volatility index going up!

[–] amadeus84@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

Its obvious here. He threatens corporations who dont submit to the regime. If you play ball then he undoes it. This is all consolidation of his illusion of power. I say illusionn because these people live in a state of Mind that most of us will fortunately never experience. .