thefartographer

joined 1 year ago
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 10 hours ago

I just got it. "Logged out" into their underwear. I just log-snorted twice

@jeena@piefed.jeena.net, I'm sorry we're so immature

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 13 points 10 hours ago

T'was a leopard that shot at the beast

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 11 hours ago

Wait wait wait, we can't rush this decision. Let's hear what the money has to say...

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 25 points 11 hours ago

Typical overbooked Boeing

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 13 points 11 hours ago

I hope he becomes clumsy around windows

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 13 hours ago

Oh my god! They're paying themselves!!!

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 10 points 13 hours ago

Naked public dick-sucking? I'm starting to think these folks don't care about family values

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 22 points 13 hours ago

I like this new format

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 27 points 13 hours ago

I didn't even realize that today's their birthday! Can I just sign my name on your card and you say the gift is from both of us?

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 points 15 hours ago

This whole exchange made me feel better. Thank you for being you

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Yes, I wanted to one-up your disbelief by pretending I use random text boxes to store personal information.

Maybe one of these days I'll make a joke that's funny instead of confusing...

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 15 hours ago

Okay, but why not? Also, why aren't hands instead feet?

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