cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/27421233
this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2024
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SQL does pair well with getting drunk....
Itssss fine it's only the dev database I can drop this table
At my first and only job involving SQL, the dev database was also the (only) backup.
The company was so cheap, only 2 people could log onto the server at a time, yet there were 5 admins that needed access.
(so they saved a few thousand on licenses, at the expense of half the employees sitting idle at any time, and getting frustrated.
But don't use JavaScript to add up the bill.
"6 for the beer, 9 for the longdrink, 4.20 for the water.... That's a total of 694.20 please."
Actually, he gives out (cooled, sparkling) water for free cause he says that's a human right.
Pour a cup of java and write it down in javascript.
As a SQL deleloper, can cornfirm.