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[–] superkret 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

But don't use JavaScript to add up the bill.

[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

"6 for the beer, 9 for the longdrink, 4.20 for the water.... That's a total of 694.20 please."

[–] superkret 3 points 2 weeks ago

Actually, he gives out (cooled, sparkling) water for free cause he says that's a human right.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

Pour a cup of java and write it down in javascript.